June 09, 2012 06:42 PM UTC

Batsh!t Crazy Wingnut Cleans Up Nice

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• by: Willard Smitten

Compass Colorado, the wingnut corporate-funded oil and gas sycophants that recently made news comparing Pueblo state rep Sal Pace to an Iranian madman, is out spreading its ‘fertilizer’ on new fields–this time the working women and men of Colorado.  

So much for reasoned discourse, facts, honesty and integrity.  Most adult human beings would be ashamed to be such transparent trollops, but not Compass Colorado or the new asshole-enabling site run by a former Allard and McInnis staffer, as well as past employee of out-of-state coalmining magnates.

But put a suit and tie on crazy and it cleans up nice enough.  Throw it up online, pretend its legitimate news and/or opinion, and voila a veneer of legitimacy is conferred on even the lunatic corporate lap dancers, hoping for another dollar bill in their undies.  

The Corporate Server (www.thecoloradoobserver.com) and their chief propagandist MacArthur Zimmerman stands ready to spread disinformation, slime, lies and smears–all in the name of serving their masters, the out-of-state, foreign-owned and other multinational corporate interests that hope to turn Colorado into their fiefdom and energy colony, and Coloradans into coal fracking serfs.  

Today’s dribble is brought to us by some respectable-looking besuited man, smiling even, leveling attacks on fire-fighters, teachers, cops and other of our neighbors.  

This convergence of lies and the echo-chamber of the Corporate Server that spreads them around like cowshit on a spring field is the right-wing re-envisioning of the ‘Colorado model.’  Will it work or can Coloradans catch a whiff of the smell rising off their handiwork.  As Cheech and Chong once said…’it looks like shit, it smells like shit…I don’t know man, why don’t you taste it?’