(D) Mark Udall*
(R) Ken Buck*
(R) Owen Hill*
(R) Amy Stephens*
(D) John Hickenlooper*
(R) Scott Gessler*
(R) Mike Kopp*
(R) Tom Tancredo*
(D) Don Quick*
(R) Cynthia Coffman*
(R) Mark Waller*
(R) Walker Stapleton*
(D) Betsy Markey*
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Wayne Williams*
(R) Pam Anderson
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Jared Polis*
(R) Scott Tipton*
(D) Gail Schwartz
(D) Joe Garcia
(R) Cory Gardner*
(R) Doug Lamborn*
(D) Irv Halter*
(D) Andrew Romanoff*
(R) Mike Coffman*
(D) Ed Perlmutter*
Image by Colorado GOP, story at Politics West
“Shit, I ordered it two sizes too small.”
Obama’s sinking in the polls like a deflated Bush. Amazing!
He’s pronounce it “Virgina,” especially if Diana DeGette was in earshot.
“Look at me, I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got bigger titties than you do! I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook! I’ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!”
“They told me a white one would give people the wrong idea.”
That’s currently my favorite so far. That’s a keeper.
“Dick Wadhams places call to Michael Steele to explain the unauthorized and stupid use of the Republican logo.”
“Colorado GOP Chairman Dick Wadhams models one element of the GOP’s new program to help Americans stay warm this winter. The program titled, ‘A Snuggie Surprise from the GOP’ will be referred to as ‘ASS.’ Details of the program will be outlined in the party’s platform at a later date.”
no underneath the snuggie
“I don’t care if it’s called a Snuggie or a Slanket, we’re gonna shove so many of ‘em up Bennet’s ass he’s gonna turn into a Smurf.”
That’s another good one. There are a few real doozies in this thread.
We’re gonna get every candidate in the state wearing these! We’ll turn Colorado completely blue!
Blue is the color for Republicans, right?
more than my own coat hanger comments.
Kind of ruins one’s lunch, doesn’t it?
I’m not playing “tell me where its been” with him that’s for sure. LOL
Sound policy there.
is that an equivalent term to “banana hammock” ?
You just had to go there. You wouldn’t believe the mental picture I have right now.
I hope so.
Sitting in an outdoor cafe somewhere, eating fresh tomatoes and prosciutto with some red wine and crusty bread dipped in olive oil, watching the sun set?
Wait, what are we talking about…?
unless it’s a Mark Sanford fantasy in reverse, then I’m totally on board
I’m not quite sure what I’m talking about, either. I just got sidetracked by the idea of a vacation on a beach in Europe and I blame you.
Next up: the Republican Sham-Wow.
I was just about to make the tent joke.
The Sham-Wow bit works on so many levels.
you still have connections with Jack and those factories over there somewhere? I have a great idea for getting our new blue logo out to a lot of people.
because if you vote Republican, you not only get the Snuggie, you get–absolutely free of charge–a ruined economy, a bankrupt state, and a completely dysfunctional government.”
My hot air needs release…I got my bag right here.
It looks like he’s got a bag of dope on his desk, he’s put his shirt on backwards, he’s ordering Chinese take-away and he’s got the giggles. Yes, we do need medical marijuana regulations.
I just tried some of that quarter pound. Thank Chong for me, will ya?
the health care reform fat tax hits Wadhams
“Mike I have a great “Morning in America” propaganda idea. We just need every Republican to start wearing their bathrobes backwards. We’ll wear them at all teabagger festivities and tell everyone we are going backward to Reagonomics. No hole in the front will assure the “trickle down effect” and all America will see what bad asses we are.”
Like Mark Foley on a page! No…
Like Larry Craig in the stall next door! No…
Like Mark Sanford on Argentine newscandy! No…
But it is made in Saipan the USA!
“And let me thank all of you, macacas, for your wonderful macaca fashion sense. Nice hijab, macacas. Welcome to America.”
“It was a wardrobe malfunction”
W A D H A M S…hay wait, that’s me!
“What the hell is a Smahdaw?
“I ordered this Snug-wow in RED.”
“this is the new uniform for Ayn Rand cultists”
It took an impressive set for Wadhams to agree to be photographed wearing that contraption. It’s the funniest light-blue thing for a politician to wear since this:
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