13 thoughts on “Guns Are For Killing People, And Grass is for Selling…Or Something”

1. after seeing it over at SLOG, but someone mentioned that it had been on either Stewart or Colbert, so I figured it would eventually show up anyway.

   Anyway, if I were in Tennessee I’d be tempted to register as a ‘pub and vote for this guy. He seems to be their perfect representative.

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2. They’d call this dweeb a RINO!

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   1. he’s just not batshit crazy enough for our state.  Our standards are pretty rigorous.

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3. the news anchors’ reaction. Did they manage to keep a straight face? Should they have?

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   1. There’s no way they could have not at least smiled.

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4. Dick Wadhams is likely on the phone with him right now talking to him about taking the Republican nomination for governor here in Colorado.

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      I found it scarier when he turned the job down.  Said something about Colorado politics being too crazy for his tastes.
      
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5. Has he embezzled from his own campaign?

   Maybe he’s what Colorado Repubs need right now.

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   1. and he writes one hell of an advice column (n/t The Onion)

      Dear Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child,
      
      Because of a job promotion, my husband and I recently moved from Boston to Louisville, where I don’t know a soul. I don’t want to stand in the way of my husband’s career, but I miss my friends back home terribly. Any advice?

      -Lonely In Louisville

      Dear Lonely,
      
      Through the fenceposts on the hill I could see them hitting, across the pasture towards where the flag was. Me and Cornpoe was looking for to find some balls that had gotten lost so we could get a nickel, but I wasn’t looking too hard on account of it felt so nice to see the men there on that bright green field, and Cornpoe was just sniffing in a bush not saying nothing because she ain’t but an old hound. I sure did love that old dog, but that was before the truck come down the road and I yelled for Cornpoe to come back, but she didn’t hear and the noise from the motor was so loud it filled my head up with the roar and then it was too late, too late. And the crash, and the noise from the horn blowing, like it was saying Yah. Yah. Yaaaaaahhhh.

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6. His website is equally great and written exactly how he talks:

   “VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE! (Except violating a citizen rights this would be a special punishment ) Making Tennessee the first state in the United States to actually listen to the U.S.and state Constitution ,and all cities charters”

   http://politics.freesitenow.co…

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7. That was sad.

   Like interviewing a homeless schizophrenic person in the Psych ER who is trying deperately to find his missing pet goldfish.

   Doesn’t this guy have any friends or relatives (clearly he has no campaign advisors) to tap him on the shoulder and lead him back to his padded bedroom?

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8. to say “amen” when you pray – cuz that’s important. Oh, and have a nice day.

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9. Is people will vote for him.

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