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October 05, 2010 10:34 PM UTC

New, Improved, Sig Line of the month contest

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  • by: Voyageur

When is the next Sig Line of the Month contest?

DaftPunk

  Your wish is my command, DaftPunk.  Of course, my commands don’t mean anything except to my ever-obedient sockpuppet BJwilson83 (boy do we have you polsters bamboozled on that one.)  But, anyway, DaftPunk’s quote, from Bill Maher, about Sarah Palin

“She wrote tax cuts on her hand.  A Republican so stupid she had to be reminded to talk about tax cuts.  It’s like you looked at Wile E. Coyote’s paw and it said ‘Road Runner.'”  

was the runaway winner of the last contest.  So, give me your nominations and in a few days I’ll post the five best and you can vote for them.  Winner gets a free six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (I’m trying to cut down.)

My own nomination is the delightful

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.  Ardy39

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53 thoughts on “New, Improved, Sig Line of the month contest

  1. Since you used to be a professional writer, shouldn’t ardy’s sig read “those who” instead of “those that?”

    And can I nominate my own?  I didn’t write it after all.  I want to see marilou get full credit.

    1. Dem dat uses good grammar and dose dat don’t.

      Seriously, you can nominate anything you want.  It should be either:

      l-A sig line used by an actual polsters , or

      3-a comment by a polster (either a dumbass one or a brilliant one, but nothing mediocre, please) that you think  should be used as a sig line.  

      So, nominate away.

        (PS, I is still a professional writer, albeit I mostly get paid for legal research and writing now (and I must say the rewards are greater, both financial and psychic, than in the days when I toiled for That Which Must Not Be Named.)

  2. And none for its target, I removed the sig line that inspired this morning’s post.

    Do with it what you will.

    ‘H-Man:”Na Na Na I can’t hear you over the sound of Ken Buck’s balls slapping me in the chin.”‘

          1. … that there wasn’t a single polster who agreed with the suspension. And I’ve noticed that the promised TOU update hasn’t happened yet…

                  1. my work at BlackacreJournal, the Mile High Law Office blog, and my new job as a paralegal, I stay fairly busy.  Plus, I lean far more to the quick and dirty than the long and thoughtful, my occasional diaries on things like gay rights notwithstanding.

              1. I hear its naturally low in cholesterol and ten percent of the sales price goes to support WildEarthGuardians, one of our Mile High Law Office’s clients.

                  1. It let’ the pregnant does (is a female unicorn a doe?  Maybe a Joan Doe?) make it through the winter on the limited winter range.  Much like elk, unicorn, but with fewer horns.    

              1. Sort of.

                My dad’s been gone a while too.

                A part of me still wants to be 25.  I think it’s the part that has to hold a mirror in front of my face when I wake up in the morning just to make sure I’m still breathing.

                1. In a sense, I was proud that he was still vigorously enough at 85 to run a tractor on his farm.  But, of course, I didn’t get to say goodbye.  I still miss him greatly and would so love to have just one afternoon to talk with him and explain how much more I’m come to appreciate him.  My mom died 12 years ago and 90, and while I miss her, it’s not as bad because she had a long time in an assisted living center and we had many visits and chance to make our peace.

                    Moral to you younger ones: Talk to your folks while you can.  The day will come, sooner than you know, when you will no longer have that privilege.

                  1. and his last day of 7 weeks of chemo and radiation was this monday.  Hoping the results are good, and there is a good chance he will be OK.

                    But, thinking about what both of you said, Voyageur and Ralphie both.

                    1. you reach a point when you just want it to be over.  Then, it’s over — and you wish like hell you had that one more day.   That’s the natural order of things, but it doesn’t mean the natural order doesn’t suck.  It does.

                    2. and apologies for the late reply.  You both gave me a lot to think about, and I really appreciate that.

  3. Here’s my (V-ger’s) sig lines I’ve been saving up:

    “I never claimed to have a great mind, beej.” – Aristotle

    “Whose friggin’ side are you working for Sirota? Do us all a favor and shut up until after the election.” – Car 31

    “So we’ll wait to jail the rape victims until we’re out of the recession?” – RedGreen

    “F*** the UAW” – Rahm Emmanuel

    “Who the f*** are you and why don’t you know how to shut the hell up?” – droll

    “I’ve never claimed to be a real person. So it has to mean I have no life.” – Ralphie

    “I lied, but would like to keep this solely in our camp.  I’m sure BX and LB will comply to a certain extent, fake headlines handle the rest.” – droll

    And finally, a quote that takes new meaning in light of the recent ad by American Crossroads:

    “a pandering tool of our corporate overlords” – Diogenesdemar

        1. “I was referring to your non sequitur in that post, or whoever’s post I was responding to.” – bjwilson83.

          Voy, consider this another nomination that I’m placing before the committee.

  4. Can it be slightly modified?  I mean can I take any slight poetic license, I have had mine for a while now and have only had 3 points assessed against it.  And that was in Commerce City and I’d rather not get into it.

    Could I for instance submit:

    I think I am happier now in unicorn land.

     xy[redacted]##

    If it is very close (and I believe more accurate, supposing truth–as with science, to be a matter of public whim and best opinion)?  Thank you for your clarification.

    Tom ‘Tater’ Teeter

  5. the one where she posts excerpts from the Pols “terms of use.”   I personally found that very helpful and among the more lucid things she has ever written here.

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