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November 06, 2010 12:33 AM UTC

Are we pahls or are we polls?

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  • by: Voyageur

Not exactly an earthshaking issue, but I’m curious as to how our fellow polsters pronounce this blog.

  I refer to Coloradopols as “pahls”. In short, the pronounciation used for politics or politicians.

But a lot of polsters use the pronounciation “polls” as in “We got killed at the polls” or “a polled hereford.” (There is a great story about polled herefords.  A former state rep., Bob Eckelberry, if memory serves, was running for Congress against Ken Kramer in the Republican primary.  He appeared before the Colorado Cattleman’s Assn. prepared to answer a long list of public policy questions.  He didn’t expect the one question he got:

What’s the difference between a Hereford and a polled Hereford?

 He didn’t know.  And he didn’t get the endorsement.

   (For aspiring politicians, a polled Hereford has been dehorned.)

  Anyway, let’s vote on it.  How do you pronounce your favorite blog?

How do you pronounce Coloradopols?

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47 thoughts on “Are we pahls or are we polls?

    1. In my house it goes like this:

      My wife: “What are you doing in there? On Colorado Pols again??”

      Me (slurred): “Ah, leave me alone!”

      Just kidding. But we do call it “Colorado polls” when we mention it.

  1. I’ll admit that “polls” may sounds better but it isn’t what we talk about for the majority of the time. I’m going with “pahls” as I believe it to be more accurate.

    I hesitated in answering the survey as I hear they’re used to force people into internment camps. Then remembered I’m not a conservative so no worries.

        1. I once had a poster that said, “Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”  I think I was in my 20s then, and would not have the hubris to display it now.

          Still don’t get Poles, though.  If that’s right, then shouldn’t this be Coalorado Poles?

  2. The correct pronunciation of “Colorado Pols,” and we should know since we’ve been pronouncing it since the end of 2004, is the same as “Colorado Poles” or “Colorado Polls.” Note the “long O”–in our usage, the “Pols” has always been short for “politicos,” not “politicians.”

    We realize that, based on this poll, some of you will think we are wrong. And we do permit readers to disagree with us, of course. The beauty is, unlike most subjects discussed on this blog, we get to be the dictatorial final word on pronunciation of our own name.

    Which means you are wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. For the ages.

    1. on bjwilson’s Bible that you knew what a “polled hereford” was before reading my story;-)  Don’t mess with the Colorado Cattleman’s Association.

      1. Before I knew that beef was one of the things making me feel so bad, they had one of two political lunches I’d volunteer to stand in for.  Guess the other one.

        Anyway, large men have an odd desire to tell me nearly inappropriate things.  Don’t know why.

        1. We won’t have to act all grown-up and stuff.  We can just mock everyone else and be juvenile.  Sounds like … well … pretty much my whole life.

    2. I’ve been pronouncing it “Colorado Pawls” since 2004.  It’s the foundational underpinning of my entire worldview.  I simply cannot be wrong.  

      1. The Descent of Pols, and Selection in Relation to Sex. This text was written by one of my favorite authors (the quote in my signature line is from another of his books with an eerily similar title).

        Clearly, those of us who correctly pronounce “poles” are more attractive to the opposite sex and achieve greater evolutionary fitness.

        (I bet those of you who pronounce it “pawls” also are really good at asking “Do you want fries with that?”)

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