July 25, 2012 05:47 PM UTC

One if by Land, Two if by Sea

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• by: American Patriot

A Commentary by American Patriot

The Democrats are coming to take away your guns and they’re wearing blue berets. Barricade the doors, lock and load.  This is the big one Martha.  Gun sales are up 40% and ammunition is disappearing off the gun store shelves like crippled ducks in a hailstorm.  It must be true, why it’s on all the TV channels.  

But lucky for us we have a somewhat less than conservative former governor of one of the most restrictive gun rights states (in the whole of the United States) GOP presidential candidate to champion our second amendment rights.  Why it’s enough to make a patriot want to rush out and vote for the lesser of two evils Republican two or three times.  Next thing you know those Democrats will be after our flush toilets and bird dogs with their foreign language, hired mercenary, UN troops.  

And it all goes to prove just how stupid those Democrats really are.  Don’t they know going after our guns in an election year is going to cause us to rush right out and vote for the original Obama-care advocate?  OOPs? Or was it Romney-care, which of course is a totally different socialist, nanny state program agenda.  Thank God we have our choice between Obama and Obama lite.

You sneaky Democrats didn’t count on that when you decided to make gun control an issue in this year’s presidential election.  You did decide to make it an issue, didn’t you or is it something that the Republican presumptive nominee inherited from the Obama administration?  Man, who ever thought it up; its sure going to be a barn-burner.  No doubt it will be enough to awaken the dead and get them to the polls to counter the illegal alien vote. (Charlton Heston, now there was a president.)

But we have no choice. Our whole conservative future along with our gun rights depend on our ability to elect the milquetoast moderate.  

The important thing is that conservative and Tea Party types realize that we’re going to have to march in lockstep with our Republican brothers and sisters who have worked so hard in the primaries, pledging their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor that we might have the opportunity to vote for their choice of candidates and teach those evil Dems a lesson about what happens to a political party that uses fear mongering to herd votes.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

“You better stop children, hey, what’s that sound; everybody look what’s going down”? The best way to a conservative vote is through an insult to their intelligence while waving a blue beret, and shouting “The Dems are coming, the Dems are coming”.    And why not, it’s always worked before?