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August 29, 2014 03:27 PM UTC

...But What About Tuesday?

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  • by: Colorado Pols

Colorado Republicans are apparently big fans of alliteration. They've come up with two volunteer recruitment days — one for men and one for women! You know, because Man/Monday and Woman/Wednesday.

Since it is Friday and the eve of Labor Day Weekend, we thought this email (yes, it's a real email) from the Colorado Republican Party could make for some fun brainstorming activities. In the comments below, give us your alliterative suggestions for how Republicans could attract voters on the other five days of the week.

Man Monday Women Wednesday

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24 thoughts on “…But What About Tuesday?

  1. Phreedumb Fries Friday!

    Slap an Immigrant Saturday!

    Throttle a Gay Thursday!

    Sue the Prez Sunday!

    Waterbaord Wednesday!

    Trash Teachers Tuesday!

  2. Teabagapalooza Tuesday . . .

    Theocracy Thursday . .  

    Fuck 'em (I got mine) Friday . . . 

    Filibuster Friday [– not as important a holiday as Fuck 'em Friday, IMHO]

    Shutdown Saturday . . . 

    Moron's Monday (don't want Moddy & AC to feel forgotten) . . . 

  3. RMoney Monday(because “he told us so!”)
    Sodomy Saturday (celebrating the “Deliverance” base)
    Testicles Only Tuesday
    War “for” Women Wednesday
    Fry ’em Friday (before Hick stops us)
    We make a Thousand times what you make Thursdays

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