CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
20%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
March 11, 2015 10:55 AM UTC
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Here’s a sentence nobody ever wants to have said about them:
instead of joking about ignorance, let’s get more smarter: it is strictly speaking CU’s “atomic/molecular/optical physics” program that was so ranked, and the source document of the article cited contains a simple summary: “Atomic, molecular and optical physicists work on research projects involving high-power lasers, precision measurements, atom trapping and more.”
the CU department itself has a more down-to-earth lede: “A central theme in AMO science in recent years has been the thrust to understand and control atoms, molecules, and light in new ways that were hardly dreamed about, only a decade ago. ”
Uh, thanks for edumacating us, I guess, kinda, sorta. . . .
if i’d realized this was a snarkfest i wouldn’t have bothered
If you don’t talk down to people, then maybe you won’t get snarked. Some of us snarkers have advanced degrees of our own, and I found your tone (which is always hard to determine in a posting without other cues) to be condescending.
Of course, around here, you may get snarked anyway, just ’cause we can.
The many practical applications of which include measuring the infinitesimally small — like Colorado Republucan legislators’ intelligence?!?
Colorado Springs Utilities board chairman: Humans don’t cause global warming
The same bunch that turned off street lights in my sister’s neighborhood in the Springs and made people pay to have them turned back on. My brother-in-law, dyed in the wool Repub that he is, wouldn’t let her turn theirs back on, said the neighbors’ lights were good enough. She made him buy her a really fancy house in a part of town where the lights are on, paid for from the exorbitant HOA fees. Serves him right, the cheapskate.
As we all know, Scott “Joanie Loves Chachi” Baio is a Z-list “celebrity,” a washed-up has-been never-was, and a complete joke as an “actor.”
So you probably won’t be surprised to learn that he’s also a total dickhead when it comes to politics:
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/scott-walker-endorsement-scott-baio-2016-elections-115981.html
Charles was never in charge. Jimmy McNichol, eat your heart out.
That’s okay, DP. from the story in that link, it sounds like his endorsement is a curse.
So Chaps is discussing folks having sex “in a different way in the future?” Who would have thunk it. Maybe 50 Shades of Grey had more effect on him than we thought.
I’m actually really concerned about the fact that Chaps’ wife never appears in public. I’d just like to know that she’s Ok, given how wacko her hubby is.
Is he aware that all kinds of different ways exist right now?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he had first hand experience….