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July 22, 2015 10:49 AM UTC
17 Comments
You can just hear the falsetto squeal as he released the cowpie.
"Uunnnnh!"
And Chaps put his hand to the ground, and took thence a pie, and slang it, and smote the transsexual bathroom demon in its forehead, that the pie splattered onto its face; and it fell upon its knees to the earth crying, “it stinketh!”
O Lord, how great are thy works, and how brittle thy cowpies.
Thou anointest my head with poo . . .
The easy caption is "Dr. Chaps can't keep his shit together".
What happened to all the easy clickable options? Anyway, applause, PR. No more caption suggestions needed.
Rap Musicians please chime in here:
Wacky Chappie flung the crappy, he flung it real badly.
Creepy Chappie still looked happy, but his toss was not so snappy.
Chappie, Chappie, Chappie, you're lookin' pretty tacky.
Nice.
"I'm practicing to be a Democrat!"
… by tossing P.O.S. Republicans out of the way 🙂
( “. . . too bad they have standards . . .”)
OutHouse scandal fallout reaches El Paso County.
"Now, this is what we'll do as a warm-up at the State Assembly. Everyone stand in a circle, fill your hand, and heave-ho!"
Hard to tell which is the Springs pol and which is the cowpie
The cowpie is the one that stinks less.
Chaps for State Senate? That shit won't fly!
+10 Meiner
Crappy Chappy Sloppy Poopy Chippy Tosser