March 02, 2016 12:55 PM UTC

Ben Carson Ends Presidential "Campaign"

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• by: Colorado Pols

Retired neurosurgeon and all-around-weirdo Ben Carson announced today that he is ending his Presidential campaign.

“I do not see a political path forward,” said Carson, acknowledging a reality that has been staring him in the face for 6 months or more.

So long, Ben. Please don’t shank anyone on your way out.