CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
20%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
August 24, 2016 02:53 PM UTC
19 Comments
Would there be a chance to be hired as part of the language police? Will amateur grammar Nazis be given preference for those positions?
Should we exclude "foreign words" like Colorado? Foreign phrases like "a la carte"? Or do they only object to complete sentences in another language? Do we simply avoid government agencies writing anything in another language? Or will translators no longer be allowed at hospitals and courtrooms?
That is a la carte to you. Clearly, you are an amateur.
54 other countries list English as their official language. Lawl.
16 countries with English listed as AN official language speak it primarily (14 list only English, Zambia is the largest of them). 37 countries do not speak English primarily, but list it as AN official language.
¿Politicos son idiotas, no? (Anybody know how to get the Spanish question mark on a MAC?)
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Our state is now officially "Red." We live in Denver,Red.
shift option ? works, gracias.
¿Qué?
¿ = shift + option + ?
Pence and Drumpf should worry a lot less about the official language and more about how they're going to put all these lesbians and transgender hillbillies Obama is funding through the USDA behind an electrified fence. Just for the record, I think every rural Colorado town could use a little LGBTQ influence. The first thing that happens is they clean up the place. Then housing values start to rise. Then you get an Acting and Singing Society. A nice restaurant. A local pharmacist.
Oh, the horror.
And yes, Rush appears to be off his meds (again).
Rush Limbaugh: Obama Is Teaching Lesbians And Transgender Hillbillies How To Farm So They Can Take Over Red States
the concept of transgender hill billies is just not something I can deal with. How do they decide which outhouse to use?
The one we didn't drag onto main street Halloween eve and burn?!? Those were the days…
They were indeed. I remember also dragging the 37mm world war two anti-tank gun from the park to the intersection of main st ("interocean ave") and highway 6. I figured out howtofirenit by dropping a cherry bomb and some gravel downtime barrel. eventually they stopped that by welding the barrel.
What did you burn at Homecoming?
Homecoming was just as raucous but in a different way. Our community was very small so the dance was open to the public. Lots of local moonshine involved. The only fire was the bonfire the night before in conjunction with the pep rally!
Which one to use? We only had one. Outhouses were the original unisex facilities (well, after just using the great outdoors).
My mother grew up on a Minnesota dairy farm, the second of thirteen children. No running water in the house (I thought that was the greatest thing as a kid visiting grandparents every summer). They had a two-holer
My paternal grandparents never had indoor plumbing. I enjoyed pumping water when I visited. Did NOT enjoy bathing in a metal tub filled with heated water in the middle of the living room
I could deal with the tub. But even though we had a two holer, I hated the cold in the winter, the stink in the summer and the embarassment of visiting friends and relatives. Finally, when I was 16, we got indoor plumbing. That will always define luxury to me.
His grandparents were from Ireland! They and their countrymen had been forced to speak English long before they ever got on the boat!
Before researching that, I thought maybe there was going to be a more exotic explanation like, "My grandparents were from Lithuania but they studied English assiduously before ever pointing their asses towards Ellis Island!" But no.
I wonder if Pence realizes there isn't much of a point to that story. His English speaking ancestors worked hard to …. be English speaking before arriving in "murica"? How very clever of them. And congrats on their arranging to also be white. What nerve those other immigrants must have to arrive here without first having become white English speakers.
I am gratified that the Pence / Coffman thread has now become the official outhouse thread.