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by: John Galt

Tue May 22, 2007 at 20:42:52 PM MDT

( - promoted by Colorado Pols)

I don't like bagging on good folk like Senator Brownback, but a blog supporting him is just too funny not to make others aware of it.

The earth is the center of the universe, the earth is flat and by the way we in fact have never been to the moon are only a few of their theories.

The blog I occasionaly write for, and a couple other blogs have had a good time poking fun at them.

Read some of their quotes along with the retorts from my blog. Throw the popcorn in the microwave and get ready for some comedy, you'll be glad you did.
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"Incidents like this make me seriously question whether or not we've ever even really been into "outer space." I've never been there; have you?"
I've never seen the back of my own head either, I'm beginning to question if it exists.

"The third problem I've always had with arguments for the space race are that scientists, as a class, seem so smug and dishonest to me. "
Could not agree more. Those scientists in their ivory towers coming up with cures for diseases. PHHH.

"I think we need a dialogue- how do we know that NASA has, in fact, been into space?"
How do we even know NASA exists? I've only seen their scientists and buildings in the movie Armageddon, I know for a fact that Bruce Willis has never even been to flight school. You're on to something Brownback supporters.

"If they haven't, how can we prove the world is round, instead of being (for the sake of argument) a flat disk with all continents perched on top"
Exactly, we can't prove it. Think about if you were to stand on the side of a beach ball, you would fall off right? Same with the earth, people should be falling off all over the place, hence it is flat. POINT BROWNBACK.

"If President Brownback wants to keep NASA as a back-door means of funding programs he doesn't want the moonbats to find out about, I'll understand. I won't say peep about it, either. Otherwise, he should shut this boondoggle down and kick these hedonists out on their posteriors. Let them find real jobs, doing real work."
I am also not going to say "peep" about anything that President Brownback does not want me to. Moonbats with their science and automobiles will do anything to propel their cause. What's said in the White House stays in the White House.

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Hilarious...

That's the kind of support most people would ask to stop helping...

"I have come to the conclusion that the making of laws is like the making of sausages-the less you know about the process the more you respect the result." -- Anonymous IL State Rep. circa 1878

by: Phoenix Rising @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 13:19:00 PM CDT

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LOL

"Maybe there was water on Mars 5,000 years ago. Maybe not. But any attempt to look for water older than 5,000 years is doomed to fail, and if NASA had any grown-up thinkers in the show, they'd know that."

Oh that's right, Brownback is from Kansas.

by: Ralphie @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 14:29:39 PM CDT

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Another one...

from the moderator, who ironically is named Sisyphus, from Greek mythology, a man who epitomizes the hubris of mortals over the gods.

"America is not an aggressive nation. Saddam helped Osama attack us on 9/11, and he was working on WMDs to help Osama the next time. If we hadn't taken him out, all those moonbat urban havens like New York and San Francisco would probably be radioactive death zones by now.

Get your facts straight"

by: Car 31 @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 14:38:46 PM CDT

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calling Dr. D

Where's Dr. D defending the flat earthers, anti-science Brownback 4 Prez bloggers?

by: Oliver @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 17:49:17 PM CDT

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Dr. Demento?

by: Cuervo71 @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 17:53:53 PM CDT

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There's nothing to defend...

I mean, I can kind of see how maybe the guy is trying to make a point, but it's still pretty funny and makes me smile.

Humor shouldn't be partisan.

by: Haners @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 18:00:18 PM CDT

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Life is short-

It's good that we can laugh

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on

by: theduke @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 18:15:03 PM CDT

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satire...

I actually went to their site after seeing it at totheright and it's so ridiculous I thought that it must be a parody. It's really pretty amazing to read.

by: Steve Balboni @ Wed May 23, 2007 at 20:32:01 PM CDT

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soyification of america's youth

I like the thread on Soy making people gay. Kansas is 10th in the nation for soy production, and I suspect Sen. BRownback has enjoyed some of that largess. Ergo, Sen. Brownback is making America's youth gay.

by: Oliver @ Thu May 24, 2007 at 10:55:59 AM CDT

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I think some people

used to say the same thing about fluoride in the drinking water.

What are you talking about?...I don't get it." - bjwilson83

by: Aristotle @ Thu May 24, 2007 at 14:19:23 PM CDT

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Do you have a link?

America is the largest exporter of soy in the world! American soy also has the highest amount of protein as compared to near second place, Brazil. Too bad that guy has no idea how dependant american farmers are on that product, which happens to be pretty tasty in my opinion with salt and pepper sprinkled on it.

by: Mr. Toodles @ Thu May 24, 2007 at 23:46:59 PM CDT

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This is great

I love how he reinforces the irrelevance of Mars by pointing out that it is "thousands of miles from here"!

"... politics has been divided between two types of people: those who want more people to vote, and those who want fewer people to vote."
- Sen. Kerry

by: cdsmith @ Thu May 24, 2007 at 12:12:04 PM CDT

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..sorta like Iraq

by: Cuervo71 @ Thu May 24, 2007 at 12:21:29 PM CDT

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