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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Jena Griswold
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Att. General
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(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
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Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(R) Sheri Davis
40%
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
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CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
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90%
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
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CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
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80%
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
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90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
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CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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State House Majority
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5%
December 06, 2017 12:46 PM UTC
7 Comments
Fallon the least adept political humorist among lateys…….but, what the hell, it was almost funny.
Seth better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3SMcIN_OU
I know …. It would have been funnier if he had mocked Senator-For-Life Bennet instead.
Well that was stupid. Also he looks nothing like Cory Gardner.
Oh, you noticed the difference in appearances? How perceptive.
Stay the course, Senator. Some day they will stop mocking you.
And unlike the real Cory, he can speak.
Now that is some high-class glibberish:
"Choreographed dolphin fluffin'".
"Our bill cuts the tax rate for anyone who nerd twertle covfefe Kardashians".
He may not look much like Cowardly Lyin', but his glibberish is spot-on.
"Authentic Gardnerian gibberish," to add a bit of Blazing Saddles flavor.