President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
70%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
June 01, 2010 07:25 PM UTC
18 Comments
This is a diary?
I think this is called a comment in an open thread.
And the word is separate, not seperate.
I think its more like a private manner between the parties involved.
So here you go.
Gore’s future top pick up lines:
“Here’s an inconvenient truth, baby – I want to get into your lockbox!”
“Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let’s go to my place & do a recount.”
“Just checking your emissions.”
“Did you know I invented the internet?”
Personally, I like number two. I think he’ll get somewhere with that one.
The best part is imagining his very unique-sounding voice saying those lines.
Bummer they split up, but that’s some pretty funny stuff, and it’s not really at anyone’s expense, eh?
My fave:
Please tell me they aren’t done for the season.
… which is too bad, because the skit writes itself: Al Gore and John Edwards on barstools skit, each crying over a beer, & then Bill Clinton comes in with a woman on each arm…
BTW, LOL on the new sig line, MOTR!
Especially for having a sense of humor–I really do adore you for it.
… because otherwise I’d just spend my time yelling humorlessly at the likes of otoole and bjwilson…
Who would have thought that the Clintons would stay married longer than the Gores?
Oh man, that should be a sig line.
Makes for a healthier marriage.
Same with FDR and Eleanor.
Same with FDR
Can you prove she had a mistress?
This is a blog.
All we need here is innuendo and hearsay.
“You know, we won’t be able to claim your diamond wedding ring as a carbon credit anymore.”