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November 18, 2019 03:31 PM UTC
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South Dakota is the Alabama of the northern plains on drug policy. Hell, they're arresting people for possession of CBD oil.
Is CBD oil illegal? Confusion reigns over South Dakota's law
lol
Now there's taxpayer money well spent!
I see a HUUUUGE South Dakota promotional campaign
– state motto
– license plates
– tv, radio – the ads write themselves
– national exposure: Colbert and the Jimmies, SNL,
-international exposure: Cobert and the Jimmies, eh, and whoever else they got in Canada
I mean, they already got Sturgis, but that's so seasonal. this is year round
At last, a suitable slogan for my new meth kit business, where we'll put all the ingredients like brake fluid, Sudafed, sulfuric acid, etc. in a bag and sell it without instructions at Walgreens to maybe take advantage of a loophole in the law!
Here ya go, professor. Just learn from these bozos and don’t spill the benzyl chloride.
Thanks for the tip kwt – like Professor Rowland, “I enjoy helping people and I love to disseminate science and scientific thinking…"
Nearly a half million dollars. That will go a LOONNNNGGGGGGGG way in South Dakota media buys. And the actual figure may be quite a bit more: "The state's contract with Broadhead, effective until May 31, 2020, states that the contract shouldn't exceed $1.4 million."
. . . I mean, hell, they even paid to trademark it!
Top ten rejected slogans: . . .
Meth: It’s what’s for dinner!
Meth: It’s like crack for farmers!
Where’s my Meth?!
Meth: Now even methier!
Meth: maybe scientists finally got something right?
¡Yo quiero Meth!
Meth, baby, meth!
Meth: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Got Meth?
Meth: Just do it!
Meth: the other white powder.
Well, as Joe Biden says: “Meth, the gateway drug”.
Melania chimes in: “Be Best on Meth!”
Why didn't they go with a jingle? Think: "1-877-meth 4 kids"….
Dear Governor Polis,
Please exhibit your usual good sense and discretion by not making any “response” to either of our idiot northern neighbors (other than maybe a quiet nod and a smirk)
Not on Twitter, nor will I ever be, but I hope this still reaches you.
Sincerely,
Diogenesdemar
A proud Coloradan (and a long-ago, gladly former, Nebraskan)
PS. I wouldn’t be opposed to building a (no-fanfare) wall, on our northern and eastern borders, as long as they pay for it . . . cash . . . in advance.
Meth. Made in America. MAGA.