December 12, 2019 02:01 PM UTC

You've Been Warned, Colorado

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• by: Colorado Pols

At an event at the White House today, President Donald Trump remarked that he will “be in Colorado a lot,” citing our “great Senator” whom he needs to “extend,” which is presumably not a reference to Sen. Cory Gardner’s diminutive stature. As readers know, Gardner has said repeatedly that he hopes Trump will travel to Colorado so that locals can have the “opportunity” to learn to love the President like he does.

Polling may not support Gardner’s hope that Coloradans will ever learn to stop worrying and love Trump, but as the local press has explored this week he may not have a lot of choice in the matter.

So get ready Colorado, and put away anything you don’t want to be, you know, grabbed by.