Mine:
1. Be nice to morons.
2. Be nice to racists.
3. Be nice to assholes.
5. Mmmmmaaaybe be nice to David.
What are yours?
Yes, I’m just writing this because I think our FPEs have to promote a resolutions diary and it might as well be this one since it’s the first. There, is this sufficiently many characters?
Here is more text. After I see some comments I’ll change this to something horribly offensive and make you all look bad. Good luck!
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let me comment that this is the most vile and disgusting diary I have ever, EVER, had the misfortune of reading.
(Side note: sxp151, you are on my list of favorite posters. At the risk of outing you by repeating personal information that you have previously published on this site, my youngest is leaning toward being a math teacher. He also has a sharp edge and a wicked sense of humor.)
That is how women get pregnant, right? By dirty toilets? Usually at the mall though… Now I’m confused.
I made this same resolution about 20 years ago (or so) and it’s been the one resolution that I have been able to keep each and every year. I like the sweet smell of recurring success, so here goes:
1) I resolve to not make any new New Year’s Day resolutions this year.