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October 14, 2020 01:34 PM UTC

Who Wears it Better (Theoretically)?

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  • by: Colorado Pols

The U.S. Senate campaign of Democrat John Hickenlooper is out with a new Spanish-language television ad featuring former Senator and Interior Secretary Ken Salazar. As you can see yourself, there’s something…different about Salazar:

Apparently, Ken Salazar is rocking a mustache these days. Since we could all use a little lighthearted humor with the election cycle finishing up its final three weeks, we wondered how other Colorado politicians might look if they decided to change up their style by adding the ol’ face caterpillar.

Clockwise from top left: John Hickenlooper, Cory Gardner, Joe Neguse, Ken Buck, Jared Polis, Doug Lamborn

Now, we’ve long been of the opinion that politicians who want to be re-elected should avoid a mustache at all costs, but what say you, Polsters?

Click after the jump to vote on which one of these imaginary facial decorations works best…

 

 

Who Wears it Better?

 

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5 thoughts on “Who Wears it Better (Theoretically)?

  1. Why did you give Jared Polis a Baumgardner? He might look OK with a genteel fringe on the upper lip, but the Wild West look doesn’t suit. As for Cory and Lamborn, they would look great as vaudeville villains with a mismatched Pendley, or a Grantham to wax into points and twirl ominously. 

    I think Buck needs a Bolton to make his look complete. 
     

     

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