It’s not related to politics, but we are obligated to relay, from our friends at 9NEWS, what might be the most awesome news headline of all time. We wouldn’t have missed the chance either.
Accused wife-beater Joseph Moron’s alleged crimes are no laughing matter, of course. But if it’s any consolation, every time his name makes the papers it will feel a little like punishment.
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Local Sherriff’s deputies are still searching for an idiot
That one story made some writer’s whole week.
Police Locate Missing Moron
Or in Denver: Police Beat Moron to Bloody Pulp
Or if he gets away: Police Outsmarted by Moron
There are just so many fun places this could go.
I think the headline writer set himself up for at least one, perhaps several follow-up winners.