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May 31, 2011 11:25 PM UTC

Phallic Denver Airport Sure to Eventually Draw GOP Outrage

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  • by: jaytee

(In plain view the whole time! – promoted by Colorado Pols)

Now that Colorado Republican lawmakers are done addressing the for sure real policy problems of non-citizen voting and adultery and gay activist attacks on traditional marriage, they might focus attention on the pagan phallic temple that is the Denver International Airport.

Senator Kevin Lundberg are you listening? William Tapley, the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, is calling on you to act! It’s an election year, almost. This is a problem that needs solving!

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72 thoughts on “Phallic Denver Airport Sure to Eventually Draw GOP Outrage”

    1. Who is William Tapley? At first glance, the name seems innocent enough. Does he go by Bill? If you unscramble the words “billtapley” you get “play billet”. A billet is the place where members of the military stay. Apparently “Bill” would like to “play” there, with them. Also, his You-tube handle is “third eagle”. If you go to the urban dictionary and look up the third definition of eagle you get… well, see for yourself. http://www.urbandictionary.com…

      This man would like to do unspeakable things to our men in uniform. Can he really be trusted to interpret our murals on state-owned property?

      (I know I will probably lived to regret making fun of this guy, but what the heck.)

      1. and it’s no coincidence that he grew it above his mouth. it’s very clear what’s going on here.

        In addition, every time he points his finger at one of those pictures — do I even need to complete the thought?

      2. the baggage line is connected to testicles. Diabolical, upside-down testicles.

        But Arap is right, there’s no reason to make fun of the guy except that he believes in God. Is a liberal’s work never done?

      3. This guy thinks the baggage claim area was intentionally designed to look like a giant penis. Nobody is laughing at him because of his religious beliefs, whatever they are.  

          1. After all, look at the Colorado Pols logo. The top of the Colorado State Capitol building “exploding”? Come on. It’s obvious they too, are in the tank for Satan.  

      4. Mine is a loving, forgiving, nurturing and gentle G-d who does not want us to the Bible too literally or cut services from the poor, the old, the medically fragile, or from little children or school kids. She probably thinks Bill Tapley is nuts, too (just guessing…).  

      5. This person believes that DIA is a pagan phallic temple devoted to Satan.  Does this strike you as a bit odd or over-the-top?  Or perhaps the self-styled title the guy gives himself?

        Aside from that, I think the poke is rather appropriate.  Republicans have done a bang-up job of returning to their majority status this year, bringing back all of the “major” issues that got them kicked out of the majority not long ago.  Sometimes a bit of absurdity is called for when making a point, and I think jaytee uses it well here.

      7. what is he, a Catholic priest?

        Seriously, if your “faith” is that the world is chock-a-block full of penes, then you’re probably not the kind of person who can look someone in their eyes.

        1. My cousin is a politically progressive gay Catholic Priest, and he’s awesome (The Church of Ireland). There is also a Priest in Denver that is from the (official) Roman Catholic tradition that is progressive and marries gay people when asked (I will not divulge his name. According to him, being ordained was a sacrament they cannot take away from him). I also know a lot of observant Catholics who are very tolerant and who give their lives to serving the poor, and who don’t practice hate of any kind. Don’t count me as a Catholic basher, please.

          (You can count me as someone who gives grief to people of any and all religions (including my own), if their religious interpretations are so literal and dogmatic it makes them lose touch with reality.)

          2. Did you feel that I was trying to personally compel you to make fun of something?  (Or, is it just really important that we all know what you refuse?)

            And, just for the record know that I’m a 100% equal opportunity basher.

            PS.  I have plenty of friends who are quite devoted to “the one true faith” — including friends and a few relatives in the clergy.  85.4% of them are able to appreciate some ribald humor without taking moralizing offense.  (The other 14.6% are inlaws.  You might be my mother-in-law?)

      8. He believes in god, which is why he’s being scorned. It’s not because he thinks the diabolical penii are coming to kill all of us while waiting for our baggage at the airport.

        You’re too funny.

      1. .

        this response is supposed to be posted immediately after the first post of a double post.

        Example:

        “BarronX Rulez!!”

        …..”U can say that again.”

        “BarronX Rulez!!”

        If applied in this fashion, it generates at least a modicum of humor.

        Check the manual on ColoradoPols posting etiquette here:

        http://www.coloradopols.com/di…

        If somebody posts something, anything, below the first of the two identical posts, before you can post this morsel of wit,

        then you have missed your chance and should just sit down and stew over your bad timing.

        .

        3. my master, my teacher.

          (Actually, I meant to put it on the first one, but I was still laughing at Mr.IseephallieverywhereIgoincludingtheairport.)

    1. we must also be on the lookout for any roundish or triangular objects which might connote the female form.  Those might be even worse than the straight objects.

      Perhaps some angular construction would suit the distinguished Eagle.

    1. You can really see the runways, taxi ways and ramps real good when the snow is on them.  Those long (very long), narrow (very long and narrow) stretches of solid concrete really get the guy going.

    1. since lack of feathers really means “cannot fly” as in will not be raptured.

      Hey wait, this guy hasn’t made a video since the rapture. Are we sure he is still around?

  17. .

    I have sniffing software on the CoPols server,

    and it says that the Congressman is posting on this thread,

    from his House computer,

    but it doesn’t say which alias / screen name is his.

    Fess up.

    .

      1. He was hearing something about the nutso’s plans to go visit the true to life place in Kentucky where the captain of the ark and dinosaurs lived together. Then about watching the home movie where he helped Adam and Steve move into their new townhome on the Mediterranean coast of France right next to Nancy and Sheila’s villa.

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