President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
70%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
October 12, 2011 03:42 PM UTC
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Yeah, that was hilarious. How did your azaleas do this past spring? Do you think you’re going to be able to make it to Uncle Fred’s house for thanksgiving?
Love,
Your Grandson.
btw, can U help Grannie post this on that ebayee thing?
Better hide the terrapins!
Especially When A Full Double Rainbow Is All The Way
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We mustn’t let teh gayz ruin all of this:
I mean, gay marriage doesn’t even have women in it, who are they supposed to subjugate and view as chattel?
It’s not everyday I spill coffee on myself laughing before 8am. I hate to post anything serious (which is why I came here) so I won’t. Who knew Libertad could be so dang funny? Next time — someone warn me.
Today is my birthday. My husband said to “dress for the theatre” and be ready at 5pm. If he’s not taking me to see Hair downtown, I’m really going to be disappointed. I dumped a boyfriend in high school because he did the same thing and we ended up at a Pistons game. (And yes, my house is always protected by attack dogs and a sophisticated alarm system, so that is why I am broadcasting today’s plans on the internet…)
Daft Punk — I asked Emily Sirota about the question we talked about. I’ll be writing up the interview soon — watch for it, okay? And please, someone (Daft? David?) please consider interviewing Anne Rowe. I want to give equal time. The more Denverites know about their candidates, the better.
Left the page this morning with a smile – Libertad 2.0’s posts were hilarious.
n/t
My husband did get tickets for Hair! It was awesome! Loved, loved, loved it! Here’s a taste for you from YouTube.
Wake up while you can.
Listen to this conversation, it will be the best 20 minutes of your day.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/lew…
It’s not even better than my dog getting sprayed by a skunk at 1:30 AM.
for saving me the trouble. I’ll just take your word for it.
seem to lack for a lot of quality minutes, don’t they?
quick question for ya … American Revolution occurred in 16th or 18th century?
That was an easy one — something any fool running for Pres oughtta know straightaway.
Hmm, seems Parry’s C in TX A&M History of U.S. might have been a lil’ too generous.
Fuxsake, he got this wrong at the after party and when asked Parry admits he can’t hold his own when debatin’. On toppa that could anyone watching last night honestly say Parry showed any passion?
Best debate Tweet from Ryan Lizza: “When Perry camp said Perry would get more sleep, didn’t realize they meant DURING the debate.” What a tool.
appearing to need a nap equals passion, then yes!
because sometimes people don’t remember that the 1700s are the 18th century but where did he get 16th? Same place Palin got Paul Revere riding to warn the British that the Americans had guns and were ready to lock and load? But then I keep forgetting that it’s patriotic not to be too educated (so elitist) or know too much. Presidents are supposed to be average guys you could have a beer with.
that’s all.
He forgot that you add, not subtract.
He might be a dumbass, but that was an honest mistake.
And a mistake in date arithmetic is not like Palin’s clearly having no idea what Paul Revere’s ride was about so she had give it her best shot , making something up on the fly. And, yes I know the whole elementary school version of the thing isn’t an accurate picture either but more accurate than Palin’s.
was a Santorum declaration at last night’s debate said in reference to a possible trade war resulting from a Congressional bill to penalize China for devaluing its currency.
Funniest debate Tweet from@pourmecoffee: China is probably Googling Santorum to see who this guy is that wants war with them is. Confusing night for them.”
of the remaining joke candidates.
nothing for you to concern yourself about.
AP report out of TN:
Guess ya gotta pack heat at Country Western karaoke night.
Former US Attorney Troy Eid and State Representative Jim Kerr have both announced their desire to succeed Mike Kopp in the State Senate. This could be a nasty fight.
This is hilarious – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v… (not true but funny to imagine it actually used).