President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%↑
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd
(D) Adam Frisch
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
52%↑
48%↓
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
August 24, 2023 08:03 PM UTC
12 Comments
The man really needs more fiber in his diet.
Mrs. Pulviczek thinks he looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2: https://vigothecarpathian.com/about-vigo/
Mrs. P. nailed it. The Sorrow of Moldavia is TFG’s spiritual ( if fictional) forebearer. There he is: entitled, bugfuck crazy, befuddled, and mean as a snake.
Now, just add a few steel bars in the foreground and the portrait will be ready for hanging in the Hall of Presidents!
Copying the photo won't do it justice, but go look at Wendy Hooker's thoughts on the mug shot: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10226654938696824&set=a.1072774776787
The guy will lie about anything and everything …
New York, April 2023 booking: weight 240 pounds, height 6'2"
Georgia, August 2023 booking: weight 215 pounds, height 6'3"
His Depends weighs 215.
Whadaya mean? PAB is the spitting image of Nuggets guard Jamal Murray, who's also 6'4" and 215.
Almost looks like he practiced the Vince D'Onofrio/Private Pyle stare from Full Metal Jacket.
I did not know who Pyle was so hit the Google, and found this description: "He is a clumsy, dimwitted and overweight man…"