October 03, 2023 12:56 PM UTC

Late Night TV is Back, and #Beetlebert is not Forgotten

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• by: Colorado Pols

With the Hollywood writer’s strike settled, late night television returned with new episodes this week. There was plenty of news to catch up on in opening monologues, and Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-ifle) was featured in most of them for her #Beetlebert scandal.

Let’s take a look at all of the ways in which our Congressperson from CO-03 embarrassed the entire state of Colorado all over again…

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Best Line: “Officials reported she was ‘causing a disturbance,’ which turns out was code for ‘yanking her date’s crank at a family-friendly show.’ According to witnesses, she was trying to start him like a lawnmower.”

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE!

Best Line: “She was getting real handsy with her date, and someone who we all know very well was there to witness this.” (Kimmel sidekick Guillermo is shown superimposed in the video using Boebert’s vape pen)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Best Line: “I am so excited to be here. Seriously — I’m more excited than a guy seeing “Beetlejuice” with Lauren Boebert.”

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Best Line: “I’m just saying, if you’re gonna get your nipples tweaked and your pipes squeaked, save that shit for Fiddler [On The Roof] like a goddamn adult.”

John Oliver talking about Lauren Boebert’s inappropriate behavior at the broadway musical for BEETLEJUICE pic.twitter.com/70PSgtyKVg

— Jay (@Jay_3085) October 2, 2023

We should also note that a few weeks ago, Howard Stern called Boebert “a disgrace to this country.”

[SIGH] We know.

You can watch all of the clips above. Let us know: Who do you think had the best take on #Beetlebert from the late night TV hosts?

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