(Novus ordo seclorum – Promoted by Colorado Pols)
From the Grand Junction People’s Sentinel, DeBeque DMZ –
The duly selected McMinisters of the lands once known as ‘Mesa County’ when under the thumb of the absentee governor on the far side the Colorado Divide have issued the following statement from the Board of Royal McMinisters:
IN CONGRESS, COMMISSION July 4, 1776 April 1, 2015
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen three united States of America McMinisters:
When in the Course of stuff human events, it becomes necessary for one people good old boys and girls to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with
anotheraccountability, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men some of us at least are created special equal, that
theywe are endowed by piles of cash bestowed to us by their Creator those the Supremes granted the bestest of certain unalienable Rights, that among these are unlimited piles of cash given to us for our souls and sacred honor, for the public treasures, for the oil and gas, oil shale, uranium, and our very forests in exchange for said copious money, power and more large dams with which to frack more public lands, and Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among backroom pals Men, deriving their just powers from the tacit “consent” of the governed.
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Hee! McInnis appreciates rewriting history.
The western slope deserves McPlagiarist. These folks elect anyone (including yellow dogs) with the initial ‘R’ after their name. He’s been feeding from the public trough for most of his career! His time in Congress made him a McMillionaire.
Have they placed him on the payroll at Mesa State University? He could teach either water law or creative writing.
For the record , Frank…it isn’t (though it should still be…) Mesa State anymore it is now “CMU”…Colorado Methane University…If history is any judge, an adjunct professorship will almost certainly be in the commissioners’ future.