U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
40%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
50%↑
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
October 02, 2015 02:32 PM UTC
15 Comments
Masterpiece or Masturbation
Rejoice Backboners, idiot our village returned has …
… Oh, freedom and …
… or thingsome!!!
Hearken, fellow bootstrappers: the land of
milk and honeypoverty awaits (most) you!Rejoice!!! It's all because of American Exceptionalism that God selected the United States of America to be the recipient of Colorado Christian University and John Andrews' wisdom (not to mention Kim Davis' devotion to Jesus and the Second Amendment) and will cast the rest of the world into the abyss in the final days!
In Jesus Name We Prey!
Anyone else thinking that maybe there's at least one good reason that Andrews recently stepped down from CCU??
(BTW, would Formidable Fiorina have any videos where Andrews is seen making sense?)
"Read on & Smile", indeed! …
No amount of editing could accomplish that.
Until the next sentence. Daft..or daft. How stupid are his readers?
Deft? or Daft?
Fantastic Fallacies
Absurd Arguments
Post Hoc Ergo What the Fock?
Logical Lemons
Post Hoc Ergo, indeed.
Hey, keep in mind that many of these CCU loons think that last lunar eclipse is the final sign that the end is upon us …
… At least the Druid clergy knew to take a bath, and save the damn planet!
Words. In an order.
Here's a title for you: Words Mean What I Say They Mean
I love this idea. Gish Gallop award? That is only one subset of this sort of rhetoric though.
Nobody cares about John Andrews anymore. He's irrelevant.
True. He's in Doug Bruce territory for relevance.Too bad Bruce was relevant when he got TABOR passed.