They’ve gotta be kidding:
http://facethestate.com/hottes…
OK, here’s the “fair and balanced” perspective on these so-called “hotties”:
Bill Cadman: Used car salesman. Wispy combover with 1980s sideburns.
Dan Caplis: Retch! Sanctimonious weasel. Dead eyes.
Shawn Coleman: OK, not too bad.
Ryan Frazier: Insurance salesman. A smile like a shark.
Cory Gardner: Bill Owens meets Mark Foley.
Josh Hanlling: Shaved heads are so fifteen minutes ago.
Tom Lucero: Sperm whale forehead.
Kelly Maher: Miss South Carolina.
Julie Nallon: Channeling Tonya Harding.
Kevin Niemond: Young Gilbert Gottfried.
Josh Penry: Goober. All he needs is the hat.
Josh Rael: Put shades on him and he’s a spitting image of Kim Il Sung.
I mean, oh my freaking god. If these are “Colorado’s hottest politicos,” heaven help our gene pool!
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and the only cure is more tax cuts.
I really do hope they have a fever. Wow.
More cowbell !