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April 11, 2009 07:32 AM UTC

Face the State's "Hottest" Colorado Politicos: Rettttch!

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They’ve gotta be kidding:

http://facethestate.com/hottes…

OK, here’s the “fair and balanced” perspective on these so-called “hotties”:

Bill Cadman: Used car salesman. Wispy combover with 1980s sideburns.

Dan Caplis: Retch! Sanctimonious weasel. Dead eyes.

Shawn Coleman: OK, not too bad.

Ryan Frazier: Insurance salesman. A smile like a shark.

Cory Gardner: Bill Owens meets Mark Foley.

Josh Hanlling: Shaved heads are so fifteen minutes ago.

Tom Lucero: Sperm whale forehead.

Kelly Maher: Miss South Carolina.

Julie Nallon: Channeling Tonya Harding.

Kevin Niemond: Young Gilbert Gottfried.

Josh Penry: Goober. All he needs is the hat.

Josh Rael: Put shades on him and he’s a spitting image of Kim Il Sung.

I mean, oh my freaking god. If these are “Colorado’s hottest politicos,” heaven help our gene pool!

OK, who SHOULD have been on Face the State's list?

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