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International candidate of mystery Cleve Tidwell — that’s right, the one who enlisted an Indonesian bulletin board to stuff the vote on a straw poll — puts an enigmatic spin on his lack of fundraising numbers for the 2nd quarter.
Wielding his Twitter like a true 21st Century Republican, Tidwell informs the masses:
Yes I did file to run for office May 7th with the Federal Election Committee I took it to Washington personal! just no fund raising till July 1
A poll follows.
Not to worry. Tidwell’s site informs “volunteers and supporters” that the campaign is “now beginning what I call ‘Phase 2’,” or what everyone else would call some semblance of an actual campaign.
First fundraiser? The “Shootout with the Candidate” Fundraiser in Colorado Springs earlier this week. Since only 12 armed contributors had RSVP’d before the fundraiser, and tickets maxed out at $18, it’s probably a safe bet the Tidwell Machine is going to take its time breaking four digits.
With zero funds raised last quarter, Tidwell brings up the rear of his fellow GOP candidates, but not by much. Weldco DA Ken Buck scores biggest with $330,000 raised, followed by Aurora Councilman Ryan Frazier with $140,000 (h/t Jessica Fender at Politics West).
Appointed incumbent Michael Bennet, Fender notes, has actually spent more since January than his Republican challengers have raised. And that’s after raising a total $2,600,000 in two quarters.
Of course an incumbent is going to blow away potential challengers — though doesn’t Tidwell look ready to blow away any intruders? — especially a full year before nominating conventions, but this is ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as Tidwell’s Folly.
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Nobody tell him that he’s supposed to report expenditures even if he doesn’t raise anything.
Brilliant. Tid is simply entertaining himself. I sure hope he stays in the race.
We need someone like this in every election. Otherwise it gets way too boring.
Or else I will know that all is lost.
Let’s not forget those.
It’s the root of all evil in politics.
What’s important is looking cool.
Cleve’s got that in spades.
I’m halfway tempted to create a sockpuppet just so I can vote more than once.
than the Tidwell supporters who got the Indonesians involved in a crucial online straw poll earlier this year. (You thought I was kidding about Tidwell’s Indonesian base?)
This was back when Tidwell was running for governor, and before his campaign’s alter ego, Craig Platon, became so notorious even The Denver Post had to get involved.
Scolded Rocky Mountain Right:
When the site called out the Indonesian interlopers, “[t]hen came the rambling, poorly-spelled comments about Cleve,” which eventually led to the unmasking of the Tidwell sock puppets.
as Cleve Tidwell. Just great. 🙂
After all, as it says on Tidwell’s web site:
Great catch!
Phase 1: (kind of) start a campaign
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
always did seem to be a tight fit for the world of politics
Strong candidate for best Pols diary of the year to date.
I tip my hat to you sir.
This diary was hilarious, well written and nothing short of brilliant.
is raising more bucks than Frazier, but, Cleve may pull just enough votes away from Buck to squeek out a Frazier victory on the GOP side?
At the very least Cleve makes this GOP race fun.
no.
Agreed on your second point though. Hooray for Bleve Cidwell!
He’d have to get on the ballot for that to occur. Ain’t gonna happen.
could petition on. Then it would be a three way GOP primary right?
could also become the King of Indonesia. it’s theoretically possible.
to stage a coup.
🙂 Cleve for KING!
I must be easily amused or something. Your “Indonesia” remark really made me laugh.
On a serious note. How many valid sigs would a statewide Senate candidate need to get on the ballot?
but the SOS site says it’s 10,500 signatures for a Democratic or Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate.
http://www.elections.colorado….
(from the same SOS documents cited above)
that’s the only way he has a chance getting on the GOP primary ballot. 10,500 valid republican sigs is a big # though.
tend to get tossed out.
but the “pulling” votes away could play at the assembly. If Bucko and Cleve somehow split “their” votes, then Frazier could be the only one on the ballot and they’d have to petition. We all saw what happened last time. But hey, Coffman did it and he’s in Congress now.
what happened last time? Not sure what you are referring to. I don’t recall what happened in CD6 assembly and primary other than Coffman winning. Didn’t follow that race much. I was too busy gathering sigs for Will Shafroth.
Has anyone ever actually seen the Cleve’s birth certificate? I heard he might have Muslim-esque beliefs.