U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
40%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
50%↑
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
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State House Majority
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REPUBLICANS
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5%
February 28, 2020 12:59 PM UTC
7 Comments
Two Senators, one cup.
As in life: Bennet, center right, and Cory, right wing.
Your worst travel nightmare!
When paying $649 for a cabin upgrade is worth every damn penny!
What could be worse than being stuck on a cruise ship with coronavirus?
[Bennet thot bubble]: Just keep telling yourself: “it’ll only be for another ten fucking months!”
[Gardner thot bubble]: Hell, yes! I can count this as a town hall!
Missed opportunity for a roving reporter. Two, two, two Senators in one!
How did it happen two Senators are in the SAME row of seats? Do they have the same travel agent?
A few frequent traveler observations:
1) Bennet is clearly using the middle seat as his workspace, usually indicating “I should be in 1st Class, but don’t have the status or am too cheap to pay for it.”
2) Bennet has his earbuds in, clearly signaling “No, I don’t want to talk about it.”
3) Both Senators appear to be sitting in the row immediately before the exit, indicating that while they like a little extra leg room, they’re not willing to pay enough (money or attention) to be able to lean back.
4) Children usually want the window seat, adults (esp. men of a certain age, and Bennet as a prostate cancer survivor) usually prefer the aisle.
So, overall caption: “I AM the Senior Senator.”
I used to always choose aisle back in the good old days when seats and aisle-ways were wider and people were thinner. Nowadays, I always choose window so I can sleep if I want, to avoid being climbed over by the forgetful and tiny-of-bladder, and also to keep from being jostled and molested for three or four hours by the aisle traffic.