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(Knocked out by me in about 15 minutes. Stuff writes itself.)
The GOP Manifesto:
If you're brown, we're not down.
If you're black, step on back.
If you're gay, go away.
If you're red, you're like dead.
If you're yellow, oh hell no.
If you're poor, we'll ignore.
If you're sick, too bad, Slick.
Equality for women? Don't count him in.
Freedom to choose? That you will lose.
No home to live in? We’ve already given.
Hungry and cold? Your story’s grown old.
Mentally ill? It must be God’s will.
Dependent on drugs? We’ve nothing but shrugs.
Don’t worship Jesus? You never will please us.
Got minimal loot? Your existence is moot.
Have tons of money? We’ll keep your skies sunny!
If you're white, that's just right.
If you're male, that's a sale.
Worship guns? We’re your "hons.”
Anti-choice? We're your voice.
Into fracking? Have our backing.
Want to pollute? We’ll open the chute.
Funding for schools? A pipe dream for fools.
Government closure? We lose our composure!
Rebuild infrastructure? Not at this juncture.
Someone who teaches? All losers and leeches.
Dismissive of science? We share your defiance.
Deny global warming? Our smokescreen is forming.
Wilderness drilling? We find the thought thrilling!
Talk of secession? We won’t use discretion.
Voter suppression? Our oldest profession.
Trickle-down economics? Our plan’s from the comics.
Military spending? Big plans are pending.
Converse with our foes? Good heavens, oh noes!
SSI, Medicare? We don’t like to “share.”
Self-deportation? It’s good for our nation!
Health Care, Single Payer? Oh no, not a prayer.
Defund ACA? We’re itching to play!
Amtrak, PBS? We could not care less.
Head Start? A non-starter, ‘cause we know we’re smarter.
High-earner tax increase? Our obstruction will not cease.
Tax increases ever? We'll let them pass never.
Nice work, DP.
Brilliant!
I dunno' . . . looks like a compilation of Moderatus inanities . . .
But it rhymes!
Well played, Mr. President. The Fox News account of the transaction?
Seriously, what does that mean in neo-con vocabulary? Is Teddy Cruz's head popping off this morning?
For those watching their web intake, the same link as Michael's above, but with half the http://
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/12/obama-cuba-alan-gross
Thanks PCat!
Greatest Pope ever!
I know it's late in the day, but this is too good to keep. http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-medical-pot-20141216-story.html
NY environmental commissioner: I will ban fracking in New York
Methane Emissions Just Like Oil Spills in the Sky
Six 1%-ers indicted for recklessly polluting the Elk River in West Virginia.
Not very conservative, if you ask me.
Wonder how hard the wrist slap is going to be? Pretty sure they won't get shot dead as they might if they weren't white and were committing a misdemeanor.
VIVA las gentes de Cuba y Los Estatoes Unidos! Viva Obama!
50 years of failure is reason enough to try a new approach.
Couldn't agree more! 50 years of failed policy, during which we've had decent relations with regimes as bad and worse, is enough.
Si! A mi tambien!!
Hi Colorado Pols question for administrator…
I am hoping to post a blog diary but your website tells me
Is there some sore of initiation or secret handshake?
You have to be cleared by the Illinati. And be registered at least 24 hours.
I believe I met that last criteria, although this may be the first time I logged on to the account. Are you of the ill. ilk then?
In NY the state bans fracking, in Colorado the COGCC cannot even agree to levy the fines already in place.
That's what happens when your Governor Hick drinks fracktinis.