September 16, 2015 03:46 PM UTC

Tom Brady: Donald Trump For President

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• by: Colorado Pols

AP via PBS:

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw his support behind presidential candidate Donald Trump Wednesday, hours before the second Republican debate.

The Super Bowl MVP, whose four-game suspension for using deflated footballs was recently overturned by a judge, says he thinks his golf partner can win.

“I hope so,” he said. “It would be great. There would be a putting green on the White House lawn, I can tell you that.”

Lance Armstrong, the 1919 Chicago Black Sox, and that lady who won the Boston Marathon by taking the subway are reportedly on board with Team Trump too! We’re still waiting to hear from Bernie Madoff, a few Scooby Doo villains, and Snidely Whiplash. But really, who the hell else are they going to support?

We’re only partly kidding, folks. Some call them “the bad guys.” Donald Trump calls them his base.