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(R) Donald Trump
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(R) Marshall Dawson
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CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
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CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
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CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
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CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
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CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans
70%
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State Senate Majority
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REPUBLICANS
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January 14, 2016 01:33 PM UTC
13 Comments
Not sure the targeted demo is all that important but I do like duck.
Nothing like a redneck in blackface.
I love duck and agree with both of you. But, I think it a great ad
I don't remember any ducks from any of Dr. Suess — cats, yertles, elephants, Sam's, things, and whos, but not a single Daffy, Donald, Huey, Louie, or Dewey — I fear the Canadian has ventured beyond his area of demonstrated expertise…
Would imagine Dr. Suess may have encountered rhyming dfficulties with "duck".
Unfortunately, probably on the wrong side of the barrel.
Rafael Cruz is a Canuck who fucks ducks.
First thought, the Onion does it again, just nails it. Come on, tell me this is a spoof, really, please, tell me that.
Damn. Now I can't stop thinking about duck but it's too cold to mess with the smoker and I hate the mess it makes roasting it in the oven. So much grease. Too broke this time of year for duck at a nice restaurant. Damn you Ted Cruz!
Never too cold to mess with the smoker!
BTW, I cheat with duck because most store ducks are pretty bad on leftover feathers. Costco occasionally (but not now) has Maple Leaf Farms Roast Half Duck for sale. They're great and pre-cooked – all I have to do is warm them up and prep them (I use them for Duck a l'Orange, complete with flambe…) Most annoying part: no duck gravy.
Maple Leaf sells online: frozen delivery $9.25 per duck half… Just sayin'
Vota para Rafael Cruz por presidente porque el come patos
Ted can eat a d*ck. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Not so sure about that, Daft..Decks are usually made of wood or composite materials and none of that is easily digestible….so.. 🙂