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May 17, 2016 01:17 PM UTC
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I talked to my manly wrestling coach and former Republican speaker of the House and he said manly men go to the bathroom where the little boys are. How'd that work out for you, Denny?
G-Kling's never gone on the record that I know of on this matter, but I'll bet he's pretty sure that Coach Denny knew exactly which bathroom to use — same one as Mark Foley.
When you're a Repressed Homosexual, as is possible with Chapsie, who may be following in the, um, footsteps of Ted Haggard, then you can go to the Men's facilities and not, um, raise too much suspicion.
Can a man be straight when he has given himself the name Doctor Chaps?
When Frank, Dino, the Duke and the Gipper all meet up in a men's room with Bob Hope, obviously they’d have to whip them out to see who wins. It was a different, better time.
Also Dr Chaps must have some fascinating slash fiction stored on a hard drive somewhere
My guess is that all five probably used whichever bathroom Nancy told them to ?!? . . .