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And now, for another edition of “At Least They’re Not Your Legislators,” we take you to the Philippines, where a judge was disbarred for consulting imaginary mystical dwarfs (or is that dwarves?) The best part…it took THREE YEARS for an investigation to determine that this guy was, you know, a sandwich short of a picnic. […]

In?another edition of “At Least?They’re Not Your Legislator,” we bring you Federal Heights (Westminster/Thornton area) Mayor Dale Sparks, who is also a bouncer at a strip club. From 9News.com: A metro area mayor, who works as a bouncer at a strip club, got caught up in a police sting over the weekend. Federal Heights Mayor […]

Feeling frustrated with Colorado’s crop of gubernatorial candidates? Well, it could be worse. In another edition of “At Least They’re Not Your Legislators,” we head to Minnesota: Yesterday I added the name of Jonathon Sharkey to the lengthy list of candidates running for Minnesota Governor in 2006. Sharkey — the candidate of the Vampyres, Witches […]

We probably shouldn’t say that, though, since maybe former FEMA Director Michael Brown is. Or about to be. As you’ve all heard by know, he’s opened an office in Boulder to “scare straight” well-placed incompetents everywhere. Contrary to the view of some people, we really do think his new role as a walking, talking cautionary […]

For another edition of “At Least They’re Not Your Legislators,” we head to Cairo, where we are really glad they aren’t OUR public officials. We’re too delicate for prison. From the Associated Press: Libya has sent to prison for 18 months a blogger who criticized the government on the Internet, Human Rights Watch says in […]