Hasan Assumes Presidency, Bruce Nominated to Treasury
Breaking from the Vail Daily: Completing the most stunning election victory ever, Vail Valley resident Ali Hasan was elected president last night. Vice President-elect Newt Gingrich was ecstatic as the once-little-known Hasan prevailed over one-term wonder Barak Obama. “Look how far this country has come,” Gingrich said as he triumphantly contemplated a return to national […]