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September 26, 2017 11:18 AM UTC

BREAKING: Puerto Rico In "A Very Big Ocean"

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  • by: Colorado Pols

“It’s very tough because it’s an island. In Texas, we can ship the trucks right out there, you know, we’ve got A-pluses on Texas and Florida and we will also on Puerto Rico, but the difference is this is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean, and it’s a big ocean, it’s a very big ocean, and we’re doing a really good job.”

As it turns out, Puerto Ricans aren’t originally from Spanish Harlem! Who knew?

Unfortunately, the latest reports from Puerto Rico do not appear to be validating President Donald Trump’s cheery assessment of the situation. As “fake news” CNN reports:

Nearly a week after Hurricane Maria slammed Puerto Rico, the US commonwealth looks something like this: Most are without power and phone service, with little hope of having it restored soon. Food and medicine are dwindling, especially for those isolated by impassable roads. And rescuers still are finding and removing desperate people from their demolished communities.

It is, in short, a humanitarian crisis, San Juan’s mayor told CNN on Tuesday.

“We are finding dialysis patients that haven’t been able to contact their providers, so we are having to transport them in near-death conditions,” Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz said, recalling a group’s visit to two San Juan-area nursing homes this week. “We are finding people whose oxygen tanks are running out, because … small generators now don’t have any diesel.”

Despite Trump’s relatively swift appearances in Texas and Florida after devastating hurricanes impacted those states earlier this season, it will reportedly be another week before the president can make it to San Juan. By then, hopefully, the “humanitarian crisis” unfolding on this island of over 3 million American citizens will be better under control.

If not, “it’s a very big ocean” could join “Heckuva job, Brownie” in infamy.

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15 thoughts on “BREAKING: Puerto Rico In “A Very Big Ocean”

      1. No representation???  . . .

        . . . as in, "no taxation without"??? . . . 

        WTF, Fluffynutz??? — now you gotta' forfeit your three-corner hat, your leather breeches, and your Gadsden Flag — you're just not worthy!!

    1. Not surprisingly, you're wrong. Puerto Ricans pay Social Security and Medicare taxes, even though they receive less benefits than mainlanders.

      They are exempt from U.S. individual income tax, but that is a mixed bag. First, the average Puerto Rican probably wouldn't owe any U.S. income tax since incomes are low compared to the mainland. Second, they also don't benefit from the EITC and child care credits.

    2. About half of Puertoriquenos pay Federal taxes (income, payroll, Medicare, Social Security). However, they don't get the same level of tax benefits – earned income credit, and child tax credit – and they get no voting representation in Congress. And most Puerto Ricans are so poor that they have no tax liability.

      So it really is "taxation without representation". If you retired there, you would be paying US income tax as you do here, but without the tax breaks mainland citizens enjoy.

      Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Washington, DC…all of these commonwealth territories need to be treated equally. Three guesses why Republicans don't want that to happen.

      ED: Beat me to it, Old time Dem!

  1. Give the SodaFountainOfJustice a break, huh??? . . .

    I mean, he's got a professional football league to run!!!!  He's doing everything a dotard can do just trying to teach all those stupid son-of-a-bitches the words to the National Anthem . . . 

    . . . you try running everything in the whole damn world from atop your golden crapper with only 140 characters . . . 

    "Stay safe" — DonnieT to Puerto Rico  (See, he cares, he really cares!!! . . . )

    When San Juan finally gets its act together and builds a professional football stadium (real American football — not that soccer shit) or a Trump motel, you'll see some yuge action, bigley!!  Bootstraps people . . . 

     

     

  2. "…A very big ocean..". Except it's not. It's in the Carribean Sea. It's still hemmed in by water, but The Yam flunks geography. I guess he paid some other kid to take those tests, too.

    1. Actually, it isa prettybig ocean.  The map shows North Atlantic ocean to the north, which is no pond.  Worse, the Jones Act limits commerce between u.s. ports to scarce and expensive u.s. Flag shipping.

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