With a good chance of at least some readers dropping out of society for the next few days to binge-watch the long-awaited new season of Stranger Things on Netflix, even Sen. Cory Gardner is getting into the zeitgeist:
Hearing reports of a possible #UpsideDownWorld portal back this week. Not sure if it's true, but @Stranger_Things have happened.
— Cory Gardner (@SenCoryGardner) October 27, 2017
And this got us to thinking–what would Cory Gardner’s “Upside Down world” look like?
Would he be made of cardboard?
Would Trumpcare have passed?
Would he really lose his health insurance?
Would there be a federal Personhood bill?
Help us think this through, readers, since Sen. Gardner obviously didn’t.
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In the upside down world, Gardner's hair would move.
In the Upside Down, he'd actually meet with and listen to his constituents?
In UpsideDownWorld the Koch’s would be calling and soliciting Gardner to donate money to, and support for, the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, Citizens for Tax Justice, EarthJustice, The Sierra Club, The United Negro College Fund, and The Southern Poverty Law Center.
In UpsideDownWorld Cory Gardner woul always tell the truth, regardless of the political costs involved.
In the Upside Down World Colorado Pols would be a legitimate source of information.
In an Upside Down World you'd be the voice of reason in this partisan hell hole.
And actually see daylight by venturing out of his basement.
In Upside Down World, Donald Trump would be a soda fountain of justice.
In an upside down world, Cory Gardner and his wife would have been abstinent until marriage, and his first child would have been born more than 9 months after their wedding.
Didn't they pass that off as a premie?
Doesn't everyone?
In upside-down world, Cory Gardner would spend less time trying to kick North Korea out of the UN, and more time trying to curb his buddy Phillipine dictator Duterte's destruction of an entire Muslim city, 1000+ civilian casualties, 300,000 refugees, mass graves, and four months of martial law on Mindanao, in an effort to stop the spread of ISIL.
Apparently, the US gave drones, guns, and other material aid to Duterte's crackdown.
Secretary of Defense Mattis will visit the Phillipines next week.