U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
40%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) George Stern
(D) A. Gonzalez
(R) Sheri Davis
40%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
February 02, 2018 03:43 PM UTC
9 Comments
Guy: Right. Let's try this one more time. If you eat the paste, we're not going to be able to make the mobile. Look at those pretty blue circles. If we get this right you can go to sleep watching them spin and spin…
Stapler: Paste good.
So did I pass the RMGO endorsement questionnaire?
Almost. Almost, Walker. Now try the bump-stock circle again.
Buh, buh, but . . . Brophy swore this’d make me look Republican manly!
Instant favorite.
I swear, officer, the guy with blue polka-dots on his shirt was comin' at me!
Roshambo – rock beats scissors – Jared shoots rectangle
Jared doesn't waste taxpayer dollars by going shooting during business hours. Doesn't Walker have a job?
Ewe that sounded so fiscally….conservative. Gross.
"Now remember when the next Middle School shooting occurs you will need to put your handgun in your waistband and then put your hand over your heart and tell the press how your thoughts and prayers go out to the loved ones of the deceased. Make it look like your about to breakdown and cry. At all costs don't get caught breaking out laughing at what a farce the Republican Pro-Life position is. That would be like shooting yourself in your balls. Got that?"