December 02, 2009 09:52 PM UTC

New Planet Dictionary

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• by: JO

New entries for the evolving New Planet Dictionary frequently used for blog posts:

Sigmundi (n. pl.): Amateur practitioners of Fraudian psychoanalysis based on brief exposure to Sigmund Freud; they invent imaginary mental conditions used in an effort to discredit political analysis that is otherwise unrefuted. Also called Fraudian Sigmundi.

Illusionatti (n. pl.):  Believers in imaginary ideas lacking in concrete evidence and on which they base political beliefs and comments.

Gutenburg potato (n.): Half-baked idea served on a bed of movable type.

Lonesome Carboy (n.): Lone-driver of oversized vehicle who measures his sexual prowess by the formula: horsepower divided by miles-per-gallon.

Twit Post (n.): Blog post, usually under two dozen words, that would qualify as Tweets, except they are devoid of meaning, humor, or cleverness but for in the minds of the creator and fellow twits.

Ignoratti (n. pl.): Twit posters and servers of Gutenburg potatoes who are ignored as soon as their pseudonyms are spotted.

Step Two Starters (n. pl.): Blog posters who start writing replies to other posts before actually reading the comment on which they are commenting.

Hystery (n): Imaginary versions of past events.

Starbored (adj.): Boring posts written by right-wingers.

[All (c) by JO]