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Wanted: Photoshop and something shaped like a dong.
That GOP tweet reads like North Korean propaganda. Compare it to this actual statement out of the DPRK:
He's singing his version of "Do, Re Mi" from Sound of Music.
Vote for me, please vote for me
Cause it was my turn to runnnn.
All my signatures are fine
just ask Secretary Wayne
I'll hold back the rampant gays
Keep the potheads all in check
Outlaw 'bortions in the state
No pot in the chickens and
Fracking in every backyard
That will bring us back to
STAPE el Ton, el ton el ton!
Chorus: Vote for me, please vote for meeee, cause it was my turn to runnnn.
Awesome
Walker is yodeling this song (courtesy of "Home on the Range" from Disney)
caption: "Colorado Opera offered last-minute auditions to replace Simone Alberghini, the ailing baritone scheduled to play Count Almaviva. One prominent citizen, Walker Stapleton, stepped forward to help out the company."
Alternatively, to use their tweet,
Colorado
Springs RepublicansOpera received @WalkerStapleton with vigorous sustained applause. The fanbase is overflowing with energy and excitement."I cuts down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa."
The CO GOP twitter logo looks like Darth Vader's helmet if the helmet were white.