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October 14, 2018 09:25 AM UTC
9 Comments
I'm going to give stapler the benefit of the doubt here. It's too clumsily put to mean anything and he's too stupid to make it mean anything
You're extremely generous, Gray.
I am really puzzled about who is more stupid Bush: Walker or cousin Neil?
I live with three women, one boy and two female dogs. The dogs count, big time.
But you don't say that you live with five women, do you?
Well, neither did he. My wife, daughter and granddaughter count as three women. Throw in two real bitches — literally — and three female cats and my grandson and I are indeed outnumbered. But I see no where in his statement where Stapleton counted the dog among the three women, merely among the females.
It would have been funny if he'd said "even the dog's female. My son and I are waaay outnumbered."
Yeah, Walker Stapleton TELLS a joke about as well as I do. Which is to say, badly.
Walker wants to be your dog