U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
40%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
50%↑
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
January 30, 2019 10:28 AM UTC
12 Comments
And this, friends, is how they finally got my head out!
OMG RUN AWAY VICKI MARBLE
When you want to compensate, but can't pack your AR-15
lol
Yep, someone's definitely struggling with microphallus issues.
A toy for those wide stance conservatives….
Ahhh! The bliss of a pistol grip.
. . . and, a douche nozzle.
Mr. October for the 2020 RWNJ Calendar?
Not in my kitchen, you don't. Seriously, there would be pork shreds decorating the walls from countertop to ceiling.
Go clear a drain or scare a gopher with that thing, Patty Boy.
I'm with you M.J. Power tools? What a wuss! I can shred a five-pound pork roast with two dinner forks in ten minutes. And I'll bet my North Carolina barbecue mop is better than his, too.
That is a crap kitchen.
Are they that poor?
Lending a whole new meaning to "Drill, baby, Drill!"