Breaking from the Vail Daily:
Completing the most stunning election victory ever, Vail Valley resident Ali Hasan was elected president last night.
Vice President-elect Newt Gingrich was ecstatic as the once-little-known Hasan prevailed over one-term wonder Barak Obama.
“Look how far this country has come,” Gingrich said as he triumphantly contemplated a return to national office himself…
[Hasan] said that Douglas Bruce, author of TABOR and longstanding anti-tax advocate, would be his nominee for Treasury chief. He also said he was leaning heavily toward Sarah Palin as secretary of state, and Sean Hannity as chief of staff. He said he liked the idea of Ann Coulter as press secretary, but wasn’t sure he could get her to agree to the post.
“But think about those press conferences, eh?” he said.
Now that, April fool, is change you can believe in. Although it would have been a better April Fools’ joke if it was at least somehow potentially possible — how could anyone be elected President in April of a mid-term?
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Great article from my hometown paper
yes – birth certificate should show July 4th, 1980, at Parkview Hospital in Pueblo, Colorado – sadly, I cannot become President in 2012 afterall
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it is Armageddon!!!
Turn out all the street lights!
We will just have to sit and wait for Christ to appear. he will save us from the new smaller Guberment!
Both republican utopias.
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but if you’re thinking of Mogadishu, that’s got more of a libertarian vibe.
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