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(D) Phil Weiser
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(D) Alexis King
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(D) Brianna Titone
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(D) Jerry DiTullio
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CO-01 (Denver)
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
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CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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(D) Jason Crow*
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
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April 24, 2019 09:27 AM UTC
36 Comments
I apologize for this.
Now you did it! You got Curmy all hot and bothered. Now, he'll make nothing but stupid posts all day.
Oh, wait!
You do seem obsessed with what you imagine other people are into, Bob.
You're totally obsessed with me and that's the best retort you can muster, Scurvy?
Boy are you dumb!
tee hee
(Now hurry up and file another 167 posts insisting that you're really ignoring me. You know you want to.)
Guys,
It’s time to get you own, private . . .
. . .
room. . .
diary. . .
play penSeriously.
You know the rules.
May the
best, um, least worst manwin, um,get a new hobby, um, take a nap?? . . .Yes, this is getting old. Almost as old as my periodic comments about Jill Stein begetting us Donald Trump. You need to take it somewhere else.
Y'all know that good old Bob started this, right? He called me out. I just responded. I don't just roll my eyes when Bobby wants to talk trash.
“I can be just as big a tiresome stupid asshole as that tiresome giant stupid asshole”???
Did I get that right?
Ok. It’s a defense . . .
. . . not a good one. Not one that’s going to win you any prizes . . .
(. . . unless you really want that “Most Tiresome Giant Stupid Asshole — 2019” plaque for covering some bare spot on one of your walls??)
Not interested in whatever "prizes" taking Bob's shit earns you.
I was thinking along the lines of, "But he started it!"
Things are obviously pretty fucked up and backwards around here whenever you and I have to start pretending to become the somewhat adult voices voices of semi-reason around here, eh?
This is not what Soros is paying me for . . .
Guys. if there was unwritten rule that "Everyone takes Bob's shit because he's special ", I wish someone would have told me.
Curmudgeon,
I actually
likeam able to tolerate both of you guys, usually, sometimes.This isn’t about who-said-what, unwritten rules, having to take shit, who started it . . . or anything else I might have heard from any of my kids when they were in grade school.
Right now, you’re both losers.
As Howard Beale said, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna’ take it anymore” My personal, individual agency. I’m sick of seeing this childish nonsense on every goddamn diary and thread here.
Get your own private Bob & Curmy diary and knock yourselves fucking silly, where I don’t have to look at it anymore, huh? No one enjoys, finds it humorous, or wants to see this shit from either of you. Enough!
From this post forward, I’m boycotting both of you two morons (i.e., no more responses or acknowledgements to any of your posts, on any topic, from either of you) until this shit has stopped for at least a week. Maybe if the only people who will talk to you two here are each other you’ll find your own playground and stop crapping up our unconcerned-about-you-children discussions?
I’m sorry. I’ve never done this before, and I don’t like doing it now.
Go play in the streets together, or don’t — I really don’t care — this semi-adult is giving neither of you anymore attention or acknowledgement until you both stop acting like toddlers!
(PS — This is the same message to you too, Voyager. I know you’re out there lurking and hiding . . . teefuckinghee.)
I propose paste pots at 10 feet.
My money is on V'ger.
The subject matter may be a bit long of tooth, but the term "Jilliot" will never, ever grow old.
We're gonna have Jilliots, Jilliots
They’re gonna vote Jilliots, Jilliots,
Let us watch their IQs fall.
Doing your part in the Democratic circular firing squad to get Trump reelected, I see.
People like you are why I say that Trump has even odds of getting a second term.
And people like you and the other jilliots are the ones who elected Trump in the first place and will do your useful idiot best to re-elect him.
and say thanks to the Nader Dullards who elected Bush.
Enjoy our far-right courts. They are the ultimate triumph of Jilliot thinking.
Is Jill Stein running again next year?
Yes, but using the name "Andrew Yang" this time.
From the looks of things in here, 2020 is going to be a big pissing match between two grumpy old men.
Bernie and Biden are going to be running against each other, too.
We were (probably) all thinking it!
bullshit! wins the Internet.
Cory doesn't seem to know exactly HOW to become Orange Like Trump.
Orange looks good on him. It'd look better on Trump.
We deal with a very small circle of Oligarchs
Auditioning for the Village People in 2021? It’s Fun to Stay at the Y-U-M-A!
Let's see, looks like his hard hat is worn directly on top of the head and not angled forward or backwards- good to go there. Eye protection is worn as is ear protection and the retention cord for the ear protection is secured as well- good to go there as well. Only ding I see is that Cory is still wearing his wedding ring which can lead to a serious risk of a finger injury, aka degloving.
That other picture is a total dumpster fire.
"It was a little server with the initials HRC on it. Do you remember where you put it? I need to get my hands on it."
Real human being on right: Hey man, whaddaya want from me? I told you I voted for Udall, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Con-Man Cory: Oh yeah? Well how's about I come over to your house some dark night and squeeze your head like a melon about this size?
Ummm….did you get hacked, Alva? (j/k); I'm almost afraid to ask for fear you'll have an answer: what is that thing?!? Something you bought at a Kansas yard sale?
“We’re Trumpians. Like Gru’s Minions, except we we’re orange instead of yellow.” Sen. Cory Gardner