DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
60%↑
40%↑
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%↑
30%
20%↓
(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
60%↑
40%↑
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%↑
30%
20%↓
(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
March 24, 2020 12:43 PM UTC
10 Comments
Maybe they could affix a stamp that looks like this? Unlike a good cheese this didn’t age well #OneMonthAgoToday
Pffffffffft.
Guidelines? We don’t need no steenkin’ guidelines! . . .
I just heard this is all gonna’ be over by Easter!
We’re all gonna’ be back high-fivin’ strangers and taking selfies together in long lines, crowded bars, concert venues, sports stadiums, and on cruise ships — everybody raw-doggin’ porn stars, grabbin’ p&$!!#, quid-pro-quoin’ foreign Presidents, marveling daily at the stock-market record highs over supersized buckets of extra-bacony KFC, and guzzling gallons of bottomless Purrell cocktails with little toilet-paper umbrellas, enough to share with the entire neighborhood — just like none of this ever happened — all before the tangerine Easter Bunny ever finishes filling our baskets with Cadburys and Peeps made with spun gold?!
. . . Gotta’ be true!?! ( . . . unless that’s just another one of the despicable falsehoods being spread by the lyin’ Chinese???)
. . . call it a hunch.
"For want of a comma, I wrote something stupid".
or an em dash!
Meiner knows about the em dash. Now, we have to keel him…
…or, an en dash…to save space.
Hope springs eternal … I thought the headline was announce a PERSONAL possession of coronavirus …
The guidelines are to help us thru the TrumpRecession or #trumprecession
Well, when we are done counting, burying, and mourning the dead from this pandemic, then we can document them as the ultimate victims of “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CORONAVIRUS”
victims of Trump's re-election campaign. The number is going to be big and I hope their sacrifice has a purpose in defeating him.