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July 29, 2020 12:34 PM UTC
11 Comments
Well, let’s hope that the virus that got under his mask makes him very ill.
Deathly ill.
30JUL2020 update
Hopefully, Louie will follow the same path as Herman Cain.
I must not laugh about Louie Gohmert getting COVID (998)
I must not laugh about Louie Gohmert getting COVID (999)
I must not laugh about…
Tee hee, haha, ho ho, har dee har har
Dammit.
I must not laugh about Louie Gohmert getting COVID (1)
I must not…
Add me to that. I don't want anyone to suffer but it is hard not to laugh.
Maybe we can take turns writing out the 1000 lines ….
"In a video that he appeared to have filmed from his Capitol Hill office after his diagnosis, Gohmert said he was tested twice at the White House and that both tests came back positive."
The only detail NOT in this coverage which I thought was particularly interesting — "Gohmert is among the dozens of House members who sleep in their offices when in Washington, according to the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call, and some of his colleagues voiced concern Wednesday that the lawmaker may continue to do so even after contracting covid-19."
Kudos to Louie mandating the "no coronavirus to see here" workplace environment to boot. Texas sized dumbassery at its best.
He has long been known as, well, not the sharpest tack (even in his district!)…… maybe 5-10 percentile………..
and yet his people LOVE him!
Here's hoping his name enters our vocabulary. "Don't be such a gohmert."
Y'all worry too much. Gohmert Pyle's just going to take hydroxychloroquine and every little thing's gonna be alright!
Maybe he can get his colleague, Ted Yoohoo, to insert a UV light bulb up his ass, too.
That's Ted Yahoo.
whatever….