On his Facebook page today (must be logged in to read):
Here it is one week after the election and I have yet to compose my thoughts. I am still reeling from what should of been a Republican victory in the Governor’s race. It could have been the ultimate unification of the Conservative Revolution and the Republican Institution to take over the Governor’s office, and most likely the Senate seat too, if all would have come around the Republican nominee in August.
The critics said I was not a viable candidate. The machine, conservative talk radio, the Denver post, and others shone a light on what should have been irrelevent, 20 plus year old events, and turned mole hills into mountains with a clear intent to distract from a positive, well articulated message. How dare a newcomer have the gaul to actually work hard and deliver a concise and clear message that the people understood and agreed with! How dare he show up virtually everywhere as if he had cloned himself. How dare he win an assembly and a primary on pennies with the help of determined, passionate, patriot groups and volunteers! How dare the grass roots actually think they controlled the process instead of the power brokers calling the shots?! What to do about Dan Maes and those pesky, uninformed, foolish Tea Partiers?
First, we will have some very powerful and wealthy men sit down with Dan and help him understand that the most honorable thing for Dan to do would be to get out of the race and save the state of Colorado. He can be a hero to the state if he just steps aside and let’s one of their people in (oops, I mean keep Hickenlooper out of the governor’s chair). He can use his incredible charisma on his supporters and sway them to our guy. We know he won’t agree to such a meeting outright so we will lead him to think it is a fundraiser and then hit him. The ole’ bait and switch…
It goes on and on–1,500 words, folks. We don’t want to be too hard on poor Maes, whose political “career” is most certainly over, and is going to have enough trouble making his mortgage payment as it is. But he should have heeded his own warning and, uh, “composed his thoughts.”
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He has “gaul”! and incredible charisma!
I think he’s angling for a tv show. That other guy who tried the big attention grab for a tv show, …moved to Florida. And almost was prosecuted.
I get it, Dan Maes is having magic potion withdrawals.
Every now and then you run across a speech or a statement that just stands on its own and needs no further comment or analysis.
What an extraordinary statement.
Someone get this man a good therapist.
Amaesing Dan just seriously needs to talk – to let it all out. Problem is he thinks we’re here for his therapy when actually I’m just going to mock and ridicule anything spurting from his 2-finger typing.
Maybe CO state GOP could put together some 2010 Losers group therapy. They sure do have enough potential members.
… I mean, David Vitter commits criminal prostitution and gets not only re-elected, but renominated by his party with nary a gripe. Maes, I think, has a point that were he not an upstart, Wadhams & friends would’ve just blasted the attacks on him as “liberal media,” etc., just like GW Bush did in 2000 when he was outed as a drunk driver.
who 20 years earlier had been a drunk driver.
I can be critical of W for a lot of things, but an imperfect youth isn’t one of them.
I wouldn’t do it with someone who smelled like a Rhino either.
Losing sucks for anyone. Maybe he should write a book or a screenplay.
easier to hide grammar, punctuation, and misspellings in dialogue and maybe a pilot for “Liberal-CSI (Kansas)” isn’t that far-fetched
Dan was right about one thing: those ads that Tancredo put up against Maes (the stuff accusing him of stealing from an 83-year-old lady, as if Maes were some downtown mugger) were some of the meanest, most vicious things ever to be run by one candidate against another in Colorado. So here it is, in all its unedited glory (and I don’t think Maes would mind at all, and under the circumstances I believe this merits is an exception to the usual “don’t blockquote” rule, in case Maes pulls down or edits his Facebook entry):
Dan Maes would have made a great governor — for Stewart, Leno, and Letterman.
What was it that 200,000 voters saw in this guy?
And they couldn’t let that happen.
he goes from 3rd person to 1st person so easy it’s almost schizo. Dan better hope Obama’s healthcare kicks in quick to cover his therapy.
As for this:
Aren’t we all just giddy with anticipation?
Can’t wait to see what aMAESing Dan pulls outta his ass this time. Betcha he has already updated his revisionist resume to burnish his winning candidacy but not his abject failure in the election. Keep dreaming Dan!
A great behind the scenes expo…how the Republican party really works.
Get that man a ghostwriter…this is a million dollar seller…
I am serious.
Look, Dan Maes was fun — and apparently still is fun– for those of us who could watch all this from the other side of the aisle, but it’s time to put the humor aside and look at what really happened in this race.
I didn’t agree with a thing the man stood for, but a majority in his party did, and that majority had its will thwarted by a cabal of political and business interests. Whether Republican or Democrat, no self-respecting politico can simply stand by, with ironic detachment, and chuckle out of a smug sense of superiority.
The story needs to be told, but more importantly, it needs to be understood so that it can be avoided in the future.
I’m totally fictionalizing this loosely as a political thriller. NYT best sellers list and intrigued dissection of plot points on Politico with table comparing them to 2010 governor’s race, here I come.
Although I agree with much of what Maes has to say about the Republican Party, he is overlooking one crucial point. He backstabbed the Tea Party and Freda Poundstone when he failed to support 60,61 and 101. Dan cut off his base and ultimately lost the campaign. If Dan would have whole heartedly supported the beautiful 3, Colorado would have a Republican Governor and the best fiscal policy in the world.
Dan, don’t make a commitment with and 83 year old professional lobbyists and then turn on her.
I would have moved before Thanksgiving.
You want to experiment with the future based on the past – fine. Do it with someone else’s childhood.
he still has us baffled.
But, maybe you have to understand Wisconsin, but I totally get the guy.
Yes, he’s a nut. But every corner bar in the Dairy State is full of them. And if he had stayed there and run for Gov in Wisconsin, he’d have the job. (And no worse than Walker.)
I represent that remark!
I was born in Madison, and am related to two governors – one on my dad’s side and one on my mom’s side. The governor from my dad’s side died in office and was succeeded by the guv who was my mom’s cousin.
The first one was a VERY progressive Republican who served Wisconsin during the dark days of WW2 – proving there used to be such people, even if you can’t see it now from the current crop. I had the opportunity to meet the senator-elect during the summer and thought he was a nitwit. Heaven help the Great State.
And I won’t even get into the strange saga of Ed Gein, Wisconsin’s most famous nutjob (and who is also a distant cousin).
Governor Peck.
I have to say I do love how the lefties are trying to spin this as some sort of deep-seated Republican problem.
We had a jerk of a candidate initially (McInnis), who was ambushed, righteously, by Dems right before the primary, knowing this incandescently asshatted guy Maes would end up as the primary winner.
Well played, Dems.
Mr. Maes? Time to move on, you are an embarrassment to yourself only.
BTW, I supported Hick from the get-go, so these aren’t sour grapes.
Both parties have a nasty habit of nominating clowns from time to time. This cycle, it was clearly the R weakness.
I’m not talking about ideological differences – I’m talking about convicted criminals, witches, and what have you.
If the Delaware R’s could have put up a reasonably qualified and reasonable candidate, they would have won. Likewise several other races that the R’s
shouldcould have won.I’m not saying being dumb, or perceived as dumb, is necessarily a deal breaker for all candidates. But most of the time the real loons are not competitive.
That the system worked, in the cases of Angle and O’Donnell. Put up a shitty candidate (Grayson comes to mind) and they will often lose.
If by “shitty” you would include an ideological overreach, a flat out nut job, and the seriously unfit. (and others)
“How dare he show up virtually everywhere as if he had cloned himself.”
I intend to use that for the next IRS audit of mileage logs — my client cloned himself!
I’m starting to like this Tea Party thinkin’!
In Tin Foil Danny’s case, I think he has a lot of “gall”
OK, we all are pretty casual with spelling and grammar when blogging. But this is all to illustrative of the Tin Foil Man’s off-focus campaign.