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The Fourth Tea Party (posted at the Tenth Amendment Center)
Perhaps you have wondered why you have grown more concerned about what is happening with the United States. … Could it be that you have heard God’s voice, urging you to reclaim America? …
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Many American citizens treat the current “Tea Party Movement” as a recent innovation, or a novel idea that will disappear in the future.
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Today, we are actually a part of the fourth tea party! [emphasis added]
What, you ask, were the first three tea parties? You know the drill – look below the fold …
I apologize for not contributing much commentary for this diary, but if you follow the link and read the full “history” of the Four Tea Parties, I think you will appreciate why I have been left speechless.
Here we go:
The First Tea Party
The reign of Solomon had increased the burdens of government upon the people. They had paid higher taxes, and many had been pressed into governmental service, working on various programs (building structures, serving in the ever-larger military force, or serving in Solomon’s court). Now, they were struggling.
The Second Tea Party
The second tea party is a very unique event that is recorded in the gospels of Scripture
You read that right. Jesus was a tea partier!
The Third Tea Party
As the descendents of the Israelite tribes migrated to the colonies, they brought with them a sense of justice that pervaded all areas of life, including the financial realm. Those “common farmers” were well-versed in literature, especially the Holy Bible and Blackstone’s Commentaries on English Common Law.
You’re familiar with the “3rd TP” from your American History classes. But you may not be familiar with this interpretation. Well, most of you won’t be.
The Fourth Tea Party
aka “The second coming of Christ”
Today, we have yet another tea party movement among us. On February 19, 2009 Rick Santelli stood on the trading floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
I believe the current Tea Party movement is ordained by God.
Who could come up with such an elaborate and arrogant scenario? Turns out, he’s one of ours …
Steven Grant pastors Destiny Christian Center in Greeley, Colorado.
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You lose.
That was unnecessary.
but still funny
well sad actually, that they actually left out the only real tea party, the Boston tea party.
MSU.
But they put it in more “poetic” language than, let’s say: “American colonists get pissed off at the British Crown over taxes, disguise themselves as Indians, and vandalize and destroy a boatload of commodities (i.e., the common man’s drug, tea) in protest and retaliation.”
it was so adulterated with horseshit you couldn’t even see the real thing.
I needed a giggle this morning. Who knew that JC was a Tea Partier?!
Early Grey or a heady Oolong to go along with cucumber & watercress sandwiches? Well that puts a right bloody English spin on the ol’ Eucharist.
Or whatever I am.
have been from Wisconsin.
’cause ain’t the Rapture supposed to happen before JC’s 2nd Coming?
Did I miss something? Have all the Christian zombie-tale fundamental believers already been raptured up and if so, then who are all these ignorant idiots still teabagging?
Religion is just one great freakshow!
Jacob and Isaac were Abraham’s sons. Half brothers of the same father and different mothers- Hagar and Sarah.
There are other
hystericalhistorical errors, but I’ll let wilson correct them..
Isaac’s older brother was Ishmael, through whom the Arabs claim Abraham as their Patriarch.
Jacob’s older brother was Esau. Isaac was their father.
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from the linked article:
reminds me of our friends on Wall Street.
So I guess what they are saying is that Jesus hates the one-percenters, the Goldman-Sachs thieves, the corporate CEOs, and the whores in Congress who do their bidding.
Did I read that right?
Best way to alienate everyone else and marginalize your cause is to make some BS claim that your way is the divine way.