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October 21, 2020 01:34 PM UTC
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Why did I know we were not going to get out of 2020 without Rudy Giuliani playing pocket pool?
This timeline is fucking ruined.
I think the Trump campaign set Rudy up so that Donald could tell folks, "Well at least you haven't seen me stoop so low as to do what Rudy was doing…."
But, what about Hunter's porn?
Rudy was reaching for the Hard Drive.
More like a floppy disk .
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That should qualify for the Coloradopols Comment of the Year award.
Here's hoping everyone yells, "Put down your chram" wherever Rudy goes for the rest of his wretched fucking life.
BTW, Cohen is awesome as Abbie Hoffman in that Chicago 7 movie on Netflix.
I'm obviously out of the cultural mainstream. "Chram" looked like a typo to me, so I looked it up, finding a variety of possibilities.
Chram (or Chramn) (French: Chramn or Chramne, meaning Raven in Old Frankish) …
chrám m. temple (place of worship).
Chlotar I…even had his rebellious son, Chram, together with Chram's family, put to death.
and of course, the URBAN dictionary links it to Borat and says
This is the president's lawyer. Just taking after the boss. What I find hard to believe is his excuse of tucking in his shirt. Laying on a king size bed, in front of a woman. Having worn a mic several times a week for about twenty years now I still have not had to lay down to readjust my clothes after pulling the mic out from under my clothes.
The "I was tucking in my shirt" thing is hilarious on about 28 different levels. Between this scumbucket and Jeff Toobin punching the clown during a Zoom conference with fellow New Yorker contributors, it's not been a good week for pervy old incompetent white men.
I'll be calling 9iu11liani "Rapin' Rudy" from now on. The odds that this sack of shit hasn't had sex with a bunch of underage girls are vanishingly small (much like Rapin' Rudy's khram, no doubt).
I've tucked in my shirt thousands of times. Often, in private, unzipping my pants to do it right. But I never laid down on a bed to tuck it in! Is that even possible?
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