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December 21, 2020 11:04 AM UTC
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Q understands. That's all that matters.
Indeed (and barf):
Yeah, it's clearly a Q-koan.
There are actually a couple of reasons why they mis-spell words.
One is to gain more attention – consider the repetition in your news feeds of the "Moran" sign. Notice how frequently poorly spelled signs show up at T-party demonstrations.
The other is to h!d3 w0rds fr0m Fakebook's (sic) false flags.
Wasn't Tim Allen in a movie called the Santa Clause?
Maybe that's where her head was at.
And speaking of Q-bert, the Times had an op ed today about the lack of members of Congress with anything less than a four-year degree. Q-bert should more than compensate.
Opinion | 95 Percent of Representatives Have a Degree. Look Where That’s Got Us. – The New York Times (nytimes.com)
Didn't you mean: Deep
ThoughtsWith Lauren Boebert ???As my Great Aunt from the hills of Eastern Kentucky would say, "That girl is a bit touched, bless her heart."
Ya mean 'teched"?
Prolly. She likely would have tossed "pea-pickin'" in with "Bless her heart" too…
From what part of eastern Kentucky does your aunt hail?
The one I was thinking of was in London….but I've fam all over that area…from Somerset to Harlan.
Yet again, she insults those who earned a GED.
I bet she calls the Air Force radar tracking Santa’s sleigh some sort of Deep State – Hugo Chaves plot.
Chávez
not Chaves
Hugo Chávez died in 2013, Yogi. (He’s probably still dead?) . . .
. . . Hugo Chaves is Keyser Söze.
lol
I'd say that Qbert is dumb as dog shit, but that would be unduly disparaging to the substance our dogs deposit on the ground during their morning walks.
She is smart enough to know how to slam science with a wink-wink joke. What's infuriating is that she is quick to insult Fauci about fantasy encounters but chooses to ignore that he is offering a form of cultural reassurance that the vaccine is for everyone. What a nasty person to engage in insulting scientists who work to help people while pretending to be Pro-Life.
hmmm…I am trying to think of ways to get Lauren Qbert to resign…I know that she is a grifter…she only ran for congress because of the salary of a congressman….her restaurant was/is failing, and she was getting desperate, what, with all the court appearances that she avoided, and the petty crimes she committed, there needs to be money to pay the fines…and the salary of a congressman is a large chunk to her…I am angry at the folks who voted for this unmitigated moron…anyway….we have a problem in CD3…
Unless she acquires a handler to keep her in line, I suspect she'll self-destruct sometime before her two years are up.
Not to mention the problem with her sliders making people sick.
As far as being angry at the people who voted for her, don’t bother. It’s the hyper-partisan nature of this country today.
People now will vote for anyone if there is a “R” or a “D” next his/her/their name. After 46% of the voters in this country voted for a guy who bragged sexually assaulting women, absolutely anything goes.
There was time when I would have had pause over Hick’s ethical lapses and voting for him. Not anymore. Hick could have been indicted and I would still voted for him because if convicted, he could resign or be expelled and Polis could appoint another Dem.
I was even prepared to vote for Bernie Sanders if he won the nomination and had a “D” next to his name. Fortunately, South Carolina Democrats spared me the discomfort of having to do that.
I think she’ll resign like Palin, or at least, not run for re-election. Fox or Newsmax or some other rightie media will offer her a better deal as a spokesmodel, which is more in line with her skills set. Her Twitter feed shows her appearing on Breitbart News and the Q- conspiracy promoting Epoch Times, as well as railing about the Budget bill funding wind and solar.
Work in DC is going to be a real stress on her family, too, since her kids are staying back in Rifle with Daddy.
Her fellow Freedom caucus and Kraken Kookus member Ken Buck, has one of the worst attendance rates for votes in Congress, missing an average 6% of votes overall, and 28% of votes in 2019. Boebert is likely to follow Buck’s example and barely show up unless there’s a photo op to pose for.
Unfortunately, tree, I disagree. Boebert loves the limelight. She gets the kook media's attention because she got elected. If her congressional seat goes away, so does she. And the money is orders of magnitude better than any salary she ever dreamed of.
As for her family, she had no problem leaving Rifle to campaign across the 3rd CD, which does not allow for being home every night.
I'm afraid we'll be treated to her special brand of stupid for some time to come. At least it has an entertainment value.
I guess we'll find out.
She gets to grift with no repercussions. She'll stay as long as the scandals are kept secret.