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May 14, 2021 08:16 AM UTC
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My rapture insurance is fully paid up.
Not for me – but for those in my life that will need the help after.
Given her penchant for the literal reading of the Bible, unless she’s wearing her mask on her right hand or on her forehead (not that I’m discounting the possibility she’s doing that) – she can continue to buy and sell all the GQP bullshit she can dream up.Â
No, no, no, MichaelBowman. That is the "too literal" reading of the scripture.
Those of us who read Revelations as a document of its place and time, addressed to those around them, obviously do not understand "the meaning" of the Bible, which apparently is unchanging (when someone wants a section to be unchanging and literal). We may be taking it seriously, but not literally.
Those of you who read Revelations as a "common language" document, where one verse deserves the same level of meaning as the next, obviously to not understand "the meaning" of the Bible, which apparently is unchanging (when someone wants a section) and not (when they do not). You are taking it TOO literally, and not seriously (or you'd agree with the "real" meaning, as explained by the true believers).
Ms. Boebert is taking it "just right." Just like a Momma Bear ought to.
So I can have the latitude to interpret that section as the real mark of the beast being what’s left on one’s right hand following a trip to the bathroom after eating one of her pork sliders?
. . . so, NOW she’s seeing a problem???
“Scary.”
Nicely played, Dio.
TBIOKALAIR?!! . . .
(The Beast is OK as long as it’s Republican)
You have unlocked the biblical prophecy. D-O-N-A-L-D is 6 letters. His family name, D-R-U-M-P-F, is 6 letters. His middle name, in the native tongue, J-O-H-A-N-N, is 6 letters. I have used my wisdom to calculate the number of the beast (Trump), and "that number is 666."
Most schools and child care centers are still requiring masks, since most kids haven’t been vaccinated. I expect we’ll see a lot more bare faces outside.
Wonder what Boebert’s kids are doing?
It was really nice seeing people out riding their bikes and walking dogs without masks yesterday. People have faces!
Ronald Wilson Reagan – 6 letters in each of 3 names, so 666. But wait, there's more! He once moved to a house with the address of 666 St. Cloud Road in L.A., then had the address changed.
Mr. Ivanka Trump had no problems with the triple-six, he thought it would make him rich(er). Turns out Satan's trap made for some interesting new friends and (not-so-Christian) bankers.
And an anagram of Reagan’s name comes out Insane Anglo Warlord.
Things that make you go “Hmm…”
Cool. Are Friday music videos coming back?
Sure. Here's another one that's approps:
Dear Representative Q,
I’m happy to learn that you’re finally applying some of your GED reading skills to the Bible as well as the Constitution.
As you continue to study these documents more, please keep in mind that there is far more to the meaning of both of them than just a selected, preferred string of any few couple of words taken out of the much larger context.
Yours,
Me
PewPew is the millibeast, punching in at 0.666
. . . high priestess?
. . . the wh**e of babbling-on?
Speaking of the wh**e of babbling on…millibeast has some competition:
Since-deleted video shows Marjorie Taylor Greene harassing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s office during 2019 Capitol Hill visit
"The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world." Revelations 13:5-8.
…and at the conclusion of the day marking the conclusion of his 42nd month:Â
Trump insists he’s ‘right’ on the virus as more Americans get sick and die
"The Chosen One" has the gift of prophecy . . .
(. . . in addition to speaking in tongues . . .)
Some "light" reading from my personal library, as a conservative response to Ms. Boebert. Feel free to visit your local library, Barnes & Noble, or Amazon……
**Science and Religion, Are They Compatible. edited by Paul Kurtz
**Piety & Politics, the Right Wing Assault on Religious Freedom. by the Reverend Barry Lynn
**Who Wrote the Bible (Old Testament — hint: it wasn't "god"). Richard Elliott Friedman
**The God Delusion" Richard Dawkins.
I also recommend doing a browser inquiry for The Secular Humanist Manifesto